Oh, so you've heard of them! They have a lot of really good songs, if you're into that sort of stuff. They're one of my favorite bands! The lead singer, his name is Axl Rose? And his range is crazy, if you've ever heard it! I'd never do it justice, but he sounds like...

[ Hold on, let her mentally prepare herself. She taps her foot to an imaginary beat, and then... ]

Ooooh, oh, oh, sweet chiiiild o' miiiiine!

[ And she mimes the guitar solo, while she's at it. Good God, girl-- ]

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