It's not tripe, it's entertainment! Take your fun where you can find it, Inconspicuous!

[ Waving one of them at him..!! Not that he can have this one, she hasn't leafed through it yet. She's gonna do that. ]

Most of these have been pretty awful though, like, even for trashy romance. There's not even any arcs where they realize that just because one of them has seven eyes instead of the usual twelve doesn't mean they're not meant to be! Though, like, she totally did lie about having twelve, I guess... [ Head... tilt... ] You totally can't have a relationship built on a foundation of lies, even if you come clean about it later, you know?