My boyfriend, duh! The guy who's totally my soulmate, who's totally the one for me! He's why I've been trying so so hard to get everyone else in the romantic mood~! Because there's like, totally nothing better than being in love!!

[ Except seeing an entertaining show, or being sort of terrible with various people, or eating an obscene amount of parfait and not getting sick, or winning arguments, or... okay, there's a lot of things that are at least on the same level as being in love, but that's not really the point. ]

Him and Hummer share a body, since Deldro's looks didn't like, really do it for me, if you get my drift.

[ that's ominous and explains fucking nothing aligula, thanks ]