If there's any justice in this world, it's that we aren't related. He may be my teacher and legal guardian, but we get along as famously as a mongoose does with a viper.
[Which is to say both of Tabby's guesses are close enough, they might as well be correct.]
Oh dammit, I borked that tag
[Which is to say both of Tabby's guesses are close enough, they might as well be correct.]