Oh she's just the worst, the worst! She's always mouthing off and smirking like she owns the place, strutting around my manor like it's something that she built herself when I remind you that no, no, we did, me and James! And speaking of that, just because James said that she would be a perfect match for our Henry being more the assertive sort that's clearly not the case! She's so mean to him! Demanding to much, scolding him fort the littlest thing! Oh, I've seen her hit the man with a shoe before, even, can you believe that?! There's a difference towards being a tough partner for a somewhat soft man and being some overbearing tyrant of a woman! Honestly, she's probably the reason that Ren's ended up the way he has, with her condescending smirks and her low cut dresses, just because she's a little bit on the top heavy side! Is it any wonder that the boy can't respect women worth a damn with a mother like that? And I know she was the one who put a rock on top of my coffin last time around, I'm dead certain she was going to up and kill me! Not to mention that one time when we were young and she was trying to keep me away from little Ren--
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Oh she's just the worst, the worst! She's always mouthing off and smirking like she owns the place, strutting around my manor like it's something that she built herself when I remind you that no, no, we did, me and James! And speaking of that, just because James said that she would be a perfect match for our Henry being more the assertive sort that's clearly not the case! She's so mean to him! Demanding to much, scolding him fort the littlest thing! Oh, I've seen her hit the man with a shoe before, even, can you believe that?! There's a difference towards being a tough partner for a somewhat soft man and being some overbearing tyrant of a woman! Honestly, she's probably the reason that Ren's ended up the way he has, with her condescending smirks and her low cut dresses, just because she's a little bit on the top heavy side! Is it any wonder that the boy can't respect women worth a damn with a mother like that? And I know she was the one who put a rock on top of my coffin last time around, I'm dead certain she was going to up and kill me! Not to mention that one time when we were young and she was trying to keep me away from little Ren--
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