[ Okay, time to read with the class, then! ]

Ahem - "I'm pouring one last one out, and then doing this to reset the timer. This note is so you don't tear each other apart at the trial, if they make you have one. I'm taking responsibility for my actions now."

[ . . . Eeesh, she shakes her head and carries on, ]

"Keep trying to get out of here. You'll make it, just don't give up."

Then she signs it off as Captain ... well, her name.

[ She waves it around, willing to pass it off if anyone wants. ]