Initiative.

[trustmods]

The Conductor - Solf J Kimblee - is dead. You've won. You have three new keys, a philosopher's stone, and twenty-three mysterious potions at your disposal. You've had enough of people leading you around, haven't you? So now it's your turn to take initiative. What will you do now?

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I CAN'T ASHLEY TAGGED ME I NEED SAD GRANDKID THREADS

[rickdiculous]

Oh, yeah. Like - like that's any better. You see the schlop they eat at - at nursing homes compared to what's on food network. They make little...little cookie-sized plates on the food network. That's - it's a sample, Morty. They make free samples.

YOU DUMB GRANDPA

[mortyfied]

Oh my god you're right. [HOW COULD HE BE SO INSENSITIVE]

Th-the Animal channel, then! They can watch that show about baby cats and puppies!

already done with this roadtrip tbh

[rickdiculous]

From breeding mills, Morty. From breeding mills.