everybody, put your hands up; yes, flying – imagine it like that!

[shuttermouse]

[ You know what this murderschool needs? Party games. She talked about it with Tarrlok during the afterparty and today's the day she's going to host a game of truth or dare. After that unpleasant little motive, she's sure a lot of people are going to appreciate a distraction. She's a little too old for this, but watching each other perform stupid dares should be entertaining.

So during the day, she writes a bunch of notes and slides them under everyone's doors. One also goes up on the fridge. ]

Are you looking for a distraction after yesterday's incentive? Are you just bored?
Come to the dining hall at 6 pm today!
There will be food and we'll be playing truth or dare!
- Chie Hori

[ As promised, there's food! The main attraction here is the build-your-own-parfait bar, but there's a nice assortment of other things too - yakitori made by Kyrie, Fern's mac and cheese, Sayaka's curry, plus a tea/coffee bar courtesy of Weiss. There's also a few bottles of booze Chie grabbed from the bar. Drink responsibly, please.

Have fun playing truth or dare, everyone! Remember, you can refuse a truth or a dare if you want to, but then you'll have to drink one of the shots of hot sauce Chie has prepared. Unless you're being asked to reveal what's in your envelope, then you can refuse without punishment. ]

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[destage]

...they'd be bagels.

[...she is so glad to have been blessed with a good poker face, do you know how hard it is not to corpse here--]

[perpend]

Hahahahahaha!

[That was a good one, good job!]

I shoooould have expected something like that!

[destage]

[Have a curtsy for that! That has to be the worst joke she knows, so hey, she did her job.]

Always glad to amuse, Cabanela-san! You can thank Estelle-san for that--I do hope I didn't give you a scare for a moment!

[perpend]

Naaaah, nothing of the sort. I was woondering if it was going somewhere. You never know, with this kind of game.

[It's been a long time since he's played truth or dare, but it's not like he's forgotten about the concept.

Sometimes it's someone being dared into asking strangely benign questions, other times it's them being dared into telling terrible jokes.]

[destage]

That's true. I admit, I don't know many places it could've actually gone...

[something something umineko joke somewhere here]

[perpend]

Ahh, it could have been something about some poor lost seagull.

[Or about how zoo seagulls love french fries?? seriously they're so fat, someone needs to put them on a diet.]