Or you've got the devil or whatever deity in a headlock, and you'll steal their lunch money if they don't let you back. Of all the crazy adventures in the life of Tabitha Smith, that sounds like a Tuesday.

[Tabby definitely told her weirder stories, at any rate. Despite the sparkle of amusement in her eyes and the smile on her face, however, the expression on Rin's face has a degree of solemnity to it as she tips her glass.] This is the part where we're meant to knock glasses.