For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[crimsonchin]

[ This is quite literally the stupidest thing she has ever been subjected to ]

[withabigsmile]

Asuka...!

[Oh you are being subjected to some real stupid alright.]

Truth or dare?

[crimsonchin]

...

Dare.

[withabigsmile]

Go get a piggy back ride from one of the guys! Oh, oh, but that's not it. That alone is just too easy, right?

[Blue--]

You have to make sure they're shirtless first. ♥

[crimsonchin]

[ Oh my God... ]

So I have to take someone's shirt off and have them carry me around on their back, huh?

[ How humiliating... ]

...I'll see what I can do.

[withabigsmile]

I know you can do it!

[I mean you can dare someone to go shirtless but seriously have fun buddy]

[blazeit]

Yo, tiger girl. Truth or dare?

[crimsonchin]

Dare me, cub.

[blazeit]

Go sit on somebody's lap for five minutes.

... Not mine, okay.

[crimsonchin]

That doesn't seem like too much of a challenge...

[blazeit]

What did you want me to dare you instead, go make out with somebody for five minutes?

[crimsonchin]

You wish.

[blazeit]

There are a lot of things I wish for in life. Watching you make out with somebody is literally the opposite of that.

[crimsonchin]

There's literally no one here I would make out with, regardless. As if any of you are worthy of having me kiss you...

[blazeit]

Well, then, our interests happen to perfectly align, don't they. You gonna do this dare or not?

[crimsonchin]

Yeah, I got it. Gimme a sec...

[blazeit]

[ HE'S ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH HIS DARE NOW and going mildly numb on the inside. ]

Hey, tiger. Can I have your hand for a sec.

[crimsonchin]

What the hell are you gonna do with it?

[blazeit]

Just gonna touch my lips to it for a moment. Nothing gross, seriously.

[crimsonchin]

It certainly seems gross enough...

But fine. I guess I'll let it happen, just this once...

[blazeit]

[ No reason to draw this out, he grabs her hand, then dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second or two before letting go. ]

There, be thankful I didn't fucking slobber all over your hand 'cause you said it'd be gross.

[crimsonchin]

If you did, I would've beaten you to a pulp here and now.

[ She shakes her hand out...thank God she's wearing her plugsuit. ]

[blazeit]

I'm not, like, diseased or something. Man, you sound like you're about to complain about getting cooties or some shit like that.

[crimsonchin]

You're a boy. Of course I'm going to get cooties.

[blazeit]

[ He opens his mouth. Closes it.

... He really can't tell if he's being messed with or not. ]

You... aren't actually serious about that, right?