For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[midnightsea]

[deadpan:] This is asinine.

[heymcfly]

C'mon, man. You gotta lighten up a bit.

Truth or dare?

[midnightsea]

[Marty is now the proud recipient of the look one would give a mouse that just walked across one's kitchen floor.]

. . .

[heymcfly]

[ DAMMIT. ]

Okay. I'm gonna take it as a dare. I dare you...

[ ...... ]

To make the sign of the horns.

[midnightsea]

Don't make me punch you in the face, please. I'm having an excellent streak of not doing that to anyone yet, and I'd like to save breaking it for someone that really deserves the broken bones.

[heymcfly]

[ Party pooper. ]

Jesus, fine. Ask me then. Truth or dare me.

[ He'll show you how the PROS do it. ] If I do one, you gotta do one.

[midnightsea]

I will commit to no such exchange. But if you're going to continue to pester me, fine. Pick one.

[heymcfly]

[ Marty gives off a devilish smile. ] Dare.

[ he's dead ]

[midnightsea]

I dare you to stop talking for the rest of the night.

[He knows you can't.]

[He knows you won't.]

[And he knows there's a penalty for it.]

[heymcfly]

...

[ Damn. That's boring as shit and he can't play with anyone else! There's only one thing to do... ]

The hell kind of dare is that?

[midnightsea]

The kind you just lost.

[/mic drop]

[heymcfly]

[ DAMMIT ]

Well, yeah! How else am I supposed to ask questions and shit if I can't talk? If you really think it's that funny then just give me a punishment and do another one.

[ dammit ]

[midnightsea]

I didn't write the rules to this game. And I don't really know the standard penalties, either.

[heymcfly]

[ Oh. OH. IDEA. ]

The penalty for me not taking up the dare is that I gotta dare you back.

And I dare you to sign the horns.