For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[withabigsmile]

...Are you serious?

[Ashley I thought we were cool]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

What? I have to do something that'll affect you, and if I just tell you to like...kiss someone unannounced, you'll take to that like a fish in water. You wanna run up and down the stairs for three minutes instead? I'm flexible.

[SHE'S GROWN UP WITH ASSHOLES AS BEST FRIENDS. YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.]

[withabigsmile]

[WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL OH MY GOD alright later she's running up those stairs for a few minutes because that's better than burning her mouth off, oh my god Ashley you suck.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Look, at least when she gets done, Ashley waits at the bottom of the stairs with a glass of water.]

If we could go outside, I would've given you a much nicer one. Swear.

[AT LEAST SOMEONE'S ENJOYING HERSELF.]

[withabigsmile]

[Blue... Doesn't actually need to catch her breath all that much. Turns out that being a trainer actually keeps you in decent shape.

That doesn't mean that she won't take the water and act super dramatic about the whole thing, though.]

Sure you would! I bet you'd make me run a marathon!

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Ohhh she averts her gaze, though it may be to just hide the smile twitching at her lips. It's an unconscious reaction, honestly.]

No, nothing like that. Just dig a six inch hole with your hands.

[It is honestly not clear if she's fucking with you or not, Blue.]