For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[blazeit]

First, how do you not know what an ocean is.

Second of all, how was I supposed to know about your eyes, do you think I spend a lot of time gazing into them?

Third, seriously, how the fuck do you not know what an ocean is...?!

[openterrain]

You could have looked.

And I don't know. Is an ocean small enough to fit inside a wall?

[blazeit]

I was already thinking about what to say when I started walking over, okay?!

[ Not that his confession would've been that much improved if he had gotten it right... ]

And no, it's like a [ (corporal levi voice): ] huge ass body of water.

[openterrain]

[ So descriptive, Bakugou... ]

So... what? It's just a really big lake?

[blazeit]

Okay, imagine the biggest lake you've ever seen. Now imagine you're an ant. That's what the ocean's like.

[ ... ]

You're obviously not a total fucking basement dweller [ Bakugou please


it would be great for this canon if Jean were a basement dweller, wouldn't it ] so I have to ask. How the hell do you not know what an ocean is.

[openterrain]

[ What the hell is a basement dweller, Jean kind of wants to wonder, but there's a limit to how much Katsuki sass he's willing to put up at once. ]

Everyone in my world has to live inside giant walls, or else they'll get eaten by giant monsters. I don't think there's room for an ocean.

[ But hey, you know who's really interested now? ] Are they really that big? Where's all the water come from?

[blazeit]

That's like asking where all the air comes from, it's just kinda... there.

But backtrack for a second. How big are these giant walls, exactly?

[ He figures that'll also answer his question of "how big are the giant monsters", seeing as they're obviously designed to keep said monsters out. ]

[openterrain]

[ That's less than helpful, Katsuki! But Jean supposes these ocean things are pretty common (hell, his world probably even has one, somewhere beyond the walls) so he'll let it slide. ]

They're fifty meters high, and the outer wall is about a thousand kilometers straight across.

How far across is an ocean, anyway?

[blazeit]

[ Malthus just turned over in his grave and started weeping up a storm... ]

I'm pretty sure the biggest one is over 150 million kilometers. And no, I didn't fucking stutter, I said million.

[ In fact, he underestimated it by a bit, but... ]

Man, I'm pretty sure just the city I live in is larger than a thousand kilometers.

[openterrain]

... That's a lot. You couldn't even see the other side on the horizon...

[ 150 million of anything is nearly overwhelming to think about, especially when it's a span of water.

He's pretty sure the rest is bullshit, though. ]

Now you're just messing with me. What's the point of having a city that big? And how could you get food to the center every day?

[blazeit]

With a... car or a train or something.

[ ... ]

No, don't tell me. You don't know what the fuck those things are either, do you. So what do they use to get around in Wall-Land?

[openterrain]

No, I don't. [ Smartass. ] We walk, or ride horses. They still have those in the future, right?

[blazeit]

Well, that is quaint as hell. And yeah, but I think mostly rich people ride horses for kicks and giggles.

[openterrain]

[ ??? ] Why wouldn't they just use a carriage or one of those car things- [ Oh hey, he sees the relation between the two words now! ] -to get around instead?

[blazeit]

I dunno, to show off the fact that they have the extra cash to spend on shit they don't even actually need to us mere plebians? Or maybe some people just really like horses.

[openterrain]

[ Alright, that makes sense. ] Right. Like the nobility that have fancy jeweled chess sets.

But are horses that expensive where you come from?

[blazeit]

Pretty sure it's more expensive to keep a horse than a cheap-ish car? Especially in the city, there just isn't space for 'em, like what would they even eat. You'd have to fucking import hay or something.

[openterrain]

Grass will grow anywhere with dirt. Is all of your land paved or something? [ Even Trost had little gardens and stuff. ]

[blazeit]

In the cities, yeah. I guess some people have gardens and yards and stuff, but not everybody... mostly if you're rich enough to have stuff you don't actually need.

[openterrain]

[ That sounds almost wasteful, though Jean assumes there must be some reason for it. Maybe cars are fragile. ] So I'm guessing that cars don't need horses to work.