For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[withabigsmile]

I'd ask you who you think the cutest girl in the room is, but that's just too easy!

So tell me who the cutest guy in here is. Go on, don't be shy!

[blazeit]

Me.

[withabigsmile]

Besides you! Don't be so boring!

[blazeit]

Well, I guess if I have to pick...

[ He points at Jean.

... Yeah, he did just pick the guy who looks most similar to him in the room. ]

[withabigsmile]

[...You know, Jean is probably super muscular and hot being a soldier and all. This is acceptable.]

Good taste!

[Go on now. Give her hell.]

[blazeit]

Is that who you'd pick too?

[ c'mon Bakugou, that's not how this game is played!! ]

[withabigsmile]

Maybe! I've got a few people I might pick. Don't you think it's strange that so many of us are so attractive?

[...Rick is bringing the group average down of course, but still.]

[blazeit]

I mean, if you're gonna kidnap a bunch of people with no apparent reason, why not at least make sure they're a bunch of attractive people?

[ ... Excluding certain parties, yeah. ]

Anyway, it's my turn, right? Truth or dare.

[withabigsmile]

I'll take a page out of your book! Truth.

[blazeit]

[ She probably saw this coming from approximately a mile away, but — ]

Right back at you, who do you think is the most attractive guy is in the room?

[withabigsmile]

Dio and Giovanni are pretty good looking, aren't they? And so is King Logan!

[...So basically all of the dudes like twice her age, well done Blue-]

[blazeit]

You kind of have a type, huh?

[ He ain't even hating, though, a type is a type. ]

[withabigsmile]

I'm not gonna deny it.

[Guys are best old, attractive, and rich. Mostly the latter.]

You, Yuuri, and Jean are good looking too, you know.

[blazeit]

Hey, good to know we're acceptable even if we're a decade or two outside the preferred age range.

[ Yuuri's allegedly a king, though, he might be rich...! ]

[withabigsmile]

I'm sure you'll look fantastic in ten years!

[He'll be so ripped it'll be awesome-]

We're back to you, right? Truth or dare?

[blazeit]

Dare this time.

[withabigsmile]

Hmm...

[He's got a straight face, so embarrassing him is gonna be tough...]

How about a smile? Give us all a happy and passionate speech about one of your favorite things with the biggest grin you can manage!

[blazeit]

[ Some people kind of look like they're going to lose it and snap when they smile. Bakugou may or may not be one of those people. ]

Okay, so let me tell you about fucking MOUNTAIN HIKING because it's fucking awesome? IS THERE ANYTHING AS SATISFYING AS CONQUERING A TRAIL. PLANTING YOUR FEET AT THE FUCKING PEAK AND LOOKING DOWN ON THE WORLD?! FUCKING TRAILBLAZING IT?!

[ ... ]

Well, okay, there are some things that also feel that fucking awesome but it's pretty high on the list.