For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[perpend]

I reeeally don't know how competent he actually is, I wasn't given much information on that.

Somehow, I doubt he's much of a threat, though. Just one of those "we're hiring anyone" gigs, I imagine.

[oftheland]

That seems like a poor way to run things, but I guess if you're on a budget, you'll take any assassin you can get.

[...or if you're a sentimental loser.]

[perpend]

[Who knows with that country, really.]

It must be something like that, anyway. I honestly don't know what else it could be.

[oftheland]

I guess it could be nepotism. That's always a possibility, isn't it?

[perpend]

Nepotism, huh?

[....that's a good point, actually.]

It wouldn't surprise me if he was the nephew of the leader of that country at all.

[oftheland]

It seems like a dangerous line of work to let your nephew get into, but some kids want all the glory.

And then it goes poorly because they have bad eyesight in a job that probably requires it to be good.

[perpend]

He was supposed to show up near where I last remember being, so...

Well. Take that as you will, I'm noooot sure what happened to him.

[oftheland]

Ah. Well, I guess it's not too much of a shame if he encountered some sort of unfortunate accident, then, is it.

[perpend]

It would be a bit of bad luck, wouldn't it?

Though, his country is a little... strange, anyway.

[oftheland]

Ah... weird customs and traditions, then? Maybe if they have a convoluted enough system of inheritance it isn't really a problem after all.

[perpend]

There's that, yes, but they also have strange technology-- it's hard to explain; there are rumors of the country making robots indistinguishable from humans.

[Also they have blue skin, but that's a little racist to be pointing out, probably.]

[oftheland]

Huh. That is pretty strange...

[...AND PRETTY AWESOME.]

I can get the appeal of that, admittedly, but is there really a benefit to that?

[perpend]

Maybe they're servants you don't have to pay?

Other than that, I reeeally don't know!

[oftheland]

I guess, but why would you need to make them look human?

...

To be fair, if I could make a robot indistinguishable from a human, I'd certainly want to show it off.

[perpend]

Their technology is so "off", I wouldn't be surprised if it was just done for the hell of it, to be honest.

[oftheland]

Well, that's as good a reason as any, if you ask me. Nothing wrong with a little old-fashioned grandstanding, I'd say.

[perpend]

It gets the jooob done, I suppose.