For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[blazeit]

[ Anyway, so now he's completing his next dare while rocking a skirt. Tonight has been a weird night for him, basically. ]

Hey, I'm back again. Can I have your hand for a sec?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[She glances up from her continued knitting, stifling a small automatic laugh. She has done this. Josh would be so proud.]

My hand? Why?

[blazeit]

I got this dare... anyway, I'm not gonna do anything gross to it, I swear.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[HMMM.] ...Alright. Be warned, it's kinda...gross already. [She did uh. Scrub it all over until it was raw last night so. Here you go, Bakugou.]

[blazeit]

[ She... really did do a number on it, but he will refrain from commenting, mostly because he figures it's not really his business. Anyway, he's got business here to do, so he grabs her hand, then dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second or two before letting go. ]

There, that's all I wanted.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[Ashley can't help it. She is but a simple girl. She blushes, staring blankly at him.]

O- oh. A gentleman, are you?

[blazeit]

... Well, I felt like it'd be less awkward than going for the full deal, you know?

[ NOT THAT SOME PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME... ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

You mean, like-- oh.

[Her hand just pulls back in and she can't help but smile shyly. You're two for two on good feelings on a shitty day.]

Yeah, I kinda agree. So who gave you this classic dare?

[blazeit]

The Meiji lady. [ ... Although that one might be a bit esoteric to somebody not from Japan, so he clarifies: ] The 600-year-old lady who looks like she's like. 16.

[ He's also beginning to think Youko may in fact be at the heart of most of the dumb dares that have happened tonight. ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

Oh... Haven't talked to her yet, but...she sounds interesting. Maybe I should speak with her tonight.

[...Well her own embarrassment sounds like it's cleared up and she's now teasing you a little, Bakugou.]

[blazeit]

Interesting's a word you could describe her with. Also "gossip hound" and "dramamonger" are good ones.

[ "Would probably smile while stabbing somebody", but he sees that more as a respect thing, so. ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

Gossip hound? She should go swing by Mr. Jiminy, he's a real gossip lover.

[It'll keep him from trying to get her to!!]

...Just curious. What was the actual wording of this dare?

[blazeit]

Uh. Something about kissing, cutest girl, I don't really remember the details.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[you're making this worse for yourself, kid]

You...you think I'm the cutest girl...?

[WELL IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE'S FLUSTERED AGAIN]

[blazeit]

[ Yes... yes he is. ]

... Maybe you should just go ask her for the details.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

...

[are you literally passing the fucking buck it would be so easy to explain this]

...well, I'm flattered, but. There's kind of a boy I've, um... [boy this weekend's memory regains are gonna be fun]

[blazeit]

[ He's emotionally constipated, he can't help it. ]

Uh, okay? That's cool. Why are we talking about this.

[ He sounds like he wants this conversation to stop right now immediately. ]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

B- because- [He has no sense of adventure in his discussions.] Never mind! No reason, forget it.

[clearasmud]

[ SHE DOES NOT LOOK 16

NOR IS SHE ANCIENT, OR AN OLD LADY FOR THAT MATTER, AND SHE DOESN'T LOVE GOSSIP!! ]

[blazeit]

[ no

no, no, and no ]