For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[blazeit]

What do you mean what the hell was that for. It's not that weird, and — besides! It's obviously for a dare.

[ Obviously... right? ]

[nankurunaisa]

It's really weird! Ya can't just kiss an idol without warnin'...that sorta thing would lead to a scandal.

[That's her defense for being so flustered. Really, it's because she's easily embarrassed about anything kiss or love or relationship related.]

[blazeit]

Seriously, even a peck to the back of the hand like that? Man, idols are some serious fucking business.

[ ... It's probably a good thing he totally buys her excuse. ]

[nankurunaisa]

Mm. Yep. Exactly. Even somethin' like that.

[She's lying so bad to cover up her lack of "what is love" breakthroughs. Kissing??? fuck let her hug a dog]

[blazeit]

[ It's okay... Bakugou is basically a very large, ornery golden retriever in need of house training anyway. ]

... But why?

[nankurunaisa]

Well...being an idol, it means my job is to inspire me! And some people don't get inspired when they see idols kissin' guys, y'know?

[It's about the fans, both male and female, though Hibiki decides to elaborate.]

Namuko Pro doesn't have a clause against that kind of thing, though...I mean, if I wanted to, I could have...look, it's just really complicated!

[blazeit]

... Isn't that basically just saying it'd destroy some guy's fantasy that they could date you someday?

[ He's... not strictly wrong... ]

[nankurunaisa]

I really wish you wouldn't say it like that. But I don't mind. I mean, things like...l-love aren't that important to me.

[She knows this, but she still signed on anyways.]

But just for the record, idols have lots of girl fans, too! All of Namuko Pro's members are female, and we have a lot of support!

[blazeit]

I mean, it'd be kinda weird if you became an idol to fall in love, wouldn't it?

[ Really all he has gleaned about idols at this point is the singing and the dancing, he doesn't even know about the beautiful friendship and all that. ]

[nankurunaisa]

If I'm bein' honest here, it'd be weird to fall in love at all. The most important thing in life is workin' hard, not fallin' in love.

[She has zero experience. She's braindead when it comes to love, even when it comes to pretending to be in love.]

[blazeit]

Yeah, exactly. You gotta kick ass at what you do first and foremost! The rest of it will come later!

[ Like fame, riches, being in the top taxpayer bracket, being respected by everybody. Maybe also fans? Possibly love? He doesn't know about those last two... ]

oh my god their goals are actually similar

[nankurunaisa]

Mm! When I get out of here, I have to get right back on track to bein' top idol! Nankurunaisa!

[Fame. Respect. Loving fans that she can love in return. Money to support her mother and her pets. Finding a boyfriend??? Buying her own shark tank would be cooler.]

get dat respect, get dat money

[blazeit]

Yeah, I got some shit to take care of too... so we'd better get outta this shithole sooner rather than later. [ How can he be the future no. 1 superhero if he's stuck here like this?! ]

[nankurunaisa]

I'm sure we'll get out of here! I dunno when, but...I'm not gonna give up on that.