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Didn't we just do this last week?
[It's starting to look like this is going to be a weekly occurrence.
Just like last week, Cabanela waits a while before he makes his rounds, writing everyone quick notes and sliding them under each occupied door.]
Stay strong.
If you don't want to be alone tonight, meet in the dining hall.
-Cabanela
[Like last week, Cabanela hasn't bothered to provide anyone with food-- that would just be... rude right now, he thinks. Upon first entering, you'll notice that there are now four lit candles in the center of one of the tables.
Feel free to leave mementos for the dead; it's probably appreciated.]
Just like last week, Cabanela waits a while before he makes his rounds, writing everyone quick notes and sliding them under each occupied door.]
If you don't want to be alone tonight, meet in the dining hall.
-Cabanela
[Like last week, Cabanela hasn't bothered to provide anyone with food-- that would just be... rude right now, he thinks. Upon first entering, you'll notice that there are now four lit candles in the center of one of the tables.
Feel free to leave mementos for the dead; it's probably appreciated.]
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[ SHE IS TERRIFYING, LOGAN ]
...What does her name have to do with it?
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It... never mind...
[HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM PUNS ARE THE WORST]
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[ now she really wants to know, if it's got logan like this. whatever "it" is. ]
What am I missing?
[ sol is a blue-haired girl to youko first, sunny name last. ]
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[THE SHITTIEST PUN, IT'S SO TERRIBLE]
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youko begins to laugh ]
Oh... oh, you're right... She's a blue girl to me, so I didn't- [ hehehe ]
Why such a sour face? It's funny!
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[PUNS ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR, YOUKO]
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[ SHE NEVER COMES UP WITH THEM AND THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, LOGAN SHOULD BE PRAISING HER ACCIDENTAL WIT ]
Besides... you're the one whose mind went there.
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I'm from Albion. Puns are practically a requirement.
[HE STILL HATES THEM THOUGH]
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[ WELL THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING ]
...Tell me more? And be sure to include an explanation as to why the king of punland doesn't like them!
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There is a bar not far from the castle that has the brilliant name "The Cock in the Crown".
[...GET IT he's pretty sure you don't even need a reason for why he hates puns after something like that
...to be fair it is hilarious, he just hates how funny it is]
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[ This is a bed, so you know what that makes it perfect for? Rolling. Because that is hilarious, much like his suffering in this instance. ]
Why can't all of your misfortune be this funny and harmless? And who knows - maybe they actually wanted to compliment you, but had to do it sneakily~
[ This is a single good, adorable moment in murderschool and she is going to enjoy it. ]
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I sincerely doubt that.
[EVERYONE IN ALBION HATES HIM]
It wasn't worth the effort to shut it down.
[...it was kind of funny...]
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They're probably not thankful because people are never thankful, but at least they're less unhappy than they could have been! It's very important for people to have ways to vent!
[ Like this! ]
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[They're not very subtle about it either... There are entirely too many posters with his eyes slashed out so um.]
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[ TELL HERRRRRRR ]
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[...]
I'm the second monarch Albion has had.
[DO YOU SEE HOW RIDICULOUSLY STUPID THIS IS]
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I'm sure that that's what they must think, anyway.
[ lmao like this was really going to turn into youko, advocate for the people ]
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[...Unless that profile is right, then uh. Add another year.]
My rule changed drastically four years ago, after the... incident. They were used to how I used to rule and did not take well to the changes. I understand, of course, but... sacrifices must be made.
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[ THAT'S FOREVER IN HUMAN YEARS ]
That's amazing! You're 33! You've been going at this since you were 20?! That's a baby, even for humans!
[ Youko sits up so she can deliver some earnest applause! Logan, you need to show her your cool side more often!! ]
They should be way more understanding!
[ SHAME ON THEM
and that's how youko became cross at the people of albion for being unhappy about a tyrant. ]
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[The correction is automatic. He can't be thirty-three, if he was then that would mean that that had happened, and that's not possible--]
They don't particularly care, what matters is that their ruler makes decisions that they find acceptable. I have not been the best at that, but it is ultimately to save as many people as possible.
[There are so many that have died because of what he's done and those that haven't died are suffering. He doesn't leave the castle often because he can't stand to see the extent of what he's done. Age has nothing to do with this - the decisions he's made would have reflected poorly on him had he been twenty-two or fifty-two.]
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If it's to save as many people as possible, how can they not care?! [ HOW SELFISH. ] They'd better be careful about deciding they'd like a better life in exchange for the lives of others, lest theirs fall on the side of "sacrificed for comfort"!
[ People who don't know the full story: Youko. ]
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[??????? what the fuck do they think he's doing, actually]
I suppose they must assume I've gone mad.
[And isn't that funny.]
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what?
she may have been too hasty in her judgement... ]
Why not tell them so they'll understand? Or at least give them a good, similar cover story if you can't tell them the truth.
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