Week 3.

[trustmods]

WEEK 3 Two more people are dead. Byakuren Hijiri has been murdered and Undyne has been executed. That brings us up to four deaths and twenty-five remaining Participants. You're doing well. Take all of Saturday to rest and sleep. You've earned it. On Sunday morning, the clock chimes the hour at seven o'clock. With no more bodies to be discovered, it seems you're safe for the time being. That said, you'll be feeling a little groggy when you wake up; it seems you've remembered something else. Or was that another really bizarre dream? Like last week, there's a new floor to explore. A reward for your efforts, of course. There's something else new, however, and as you approach the foyer you might hear the beautiful sound of... chickens? Chickens. Those are definitely chickens. It looks like Tabby's petition has worked, you have chosen chickens. Perhaps even more important are the rule changes, effective immediately. You might want to take note of them. PARTICIPANTS REMAINING: 25

SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY

[OOC: Welcome to week three of Trustfell! Save your threads for coins and the coming week's activity check; don't forget to check in to this week's activity check and submit your memory regains as well!

The Letters and Switchboard posts are still active, for the sake of contacting the jerk who's keeping you here, to be used at your leisure!]

Comments

[decrees]

Ah, you can, yes. These chickens seem a little more... easily frightened than the ones back home.

[Albion chickens are a special brand of batshit crazy.]

I would appreciate it if you avoided that, yes. I doubt anyone will ask for cows next, however.

[He's sure as hell not going to be eating chicken for the next... ever.]

[housenurse]

You'd be scared if you were small and delicious, too!

[alright time to pet a chicken. so, she just approaches one, kneels down, and... pat pat.]

... I still like dogs better!

[decrees]

My mother and sister both preferred dogs as well. I've never been quite as fond of them.

[housenurse]

They're loyal, and not very picky about what they eat. [so natural Mankanshokus.]

Our dog is named Guts... Oh, has anyone named all the chickens yet? Pets need to have names!

[decrees]

...I like the name Evelyn for this one. Tabby should get to name at least one of the others.

[It was her petition, after all! Why does Logan get a say in this? Because he's a goddamn king and also he loves chickens, shut up.]

[housenurse]

... That's a very strange name for a chicken. [clearly she's an expert chicken-namer now]

[decrees]

Is it? I believe she looks like an Evelyn.

[logan]

[housenurse]

It's strange to give an animal a person name! They need to have animal names!

[decrees]

I don't see why the distinction is necessary.

[housenurse]

You don't? Can you imagine a world where animals can have people names? It'd mean people could have animal names, too! So, there'd be people going around named Pochi, and animals going around calling themselves Minato, nobody would be able to tell the difference anymore, and people and animals would be the same! It'd be madness!

People names for people, and animal names for animals! That is the natural order of the world!

[decrees]

...You're making this a bigger deal than it needs to be...

[sukuyo why]

It's not as though there's anyone named Evelyn here. It would be obvious who we are referring to.

[housenurse]

It's the principle of the thing, Logan-sama!

And that's why her name should be Kokekokko. [and that's literally all she's been arguing for her name is better]

[decrees]

...Was this entire thing just so you could name her?

[SUKUYO.........]

[housenurse]

I think I made a really good argument!

[decrees]

[...you are so cute what the hell]

Well, it was certainly an interesting argument.

[housenurse]

Thank you!

But, I think we can reach a compromise! You can call the chicken Evelyn, and I'll call her Kokekokko, and everybody else can call her whatever they want, too!

After all, chickens don't care what people call them in the first place, so it's not a very big deal!

[decrees]

...That's a perfectly valid way to solve this problem and I doubt anyone will have any complaints.

[GOOD JOB SUKUYO, YOU DID IT

no seriously, he sees nothing wrong with this]

[housenurse]

Then it's decided! The chicken naming crisis is officially over!

[also never started, but...]