trustfell | It keeps happening

[After that horror show of an execution, Mordecai is still restless from the investigation and trial. He has too much pent-up energy, and plenty of others are sure to be upset, too. Ashley was loved by nearly all of them, the trial was mentally draining, and that execution was crueler than it should have been.

Two hours after everyone has returned to their rooms, they'll find a note slipped under their doors.]

We can't go on with empty stomachs. There's food in the kitchen, and the dining room is always open if you need someone to talk to.

Please keep anything outside of eating and civilized conversation away from the dining hall. That room is meant to be a peaceful place for those of us that need it.

-Mordecai Benmont Jiminy

[Today, there's cream of tomato soup warming up on the stove with a set of bowls besides it. It's a more mindless dish to prepare than mashed potatoes, as much as Mordecai wants to vent his frustrations on the potatoes.

He decides to follow Cabanela's tradition and lights one more candle, and after some consideration, lights a sixth. Let those who cared about either girl pay their respects.]

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Well, if everything you test on me is going to be this good, I really don't mind being the test subject here.

But... Hm. I can't say there's anything that wouldn't just come down to personal preference... Maybe a little more sugar? Not too much, mind.

You like sweet drinks? [He picked up the bottle, ready to go back into the kitchen.] Mixin' plain sugar's not the best of ideas, but I'll see if we got any juice that could help.

...I reckon more lemon can work. Those are sweeter than you think.

Ah, I think if it was just a dash, though. I seem to remember that's one of the things I always asked for when I ordered a Mojito... but maybe it's a regional thing?

...Regardless, though, I think trying a little more lemon is a good idea.

Don't get much sweet drinkers on Mars, anyway. Here, I'll fix it up for you.

[He'll have to note that Giovanni likes sweet Mojitos in his notebook for next time. But he returns with both extra lemon and some sugar.]

Hm... that is pretty interesting. I've heard that things actually taste different at different elevations on Earth, so it wouldn't surprise me much if the differences in Mars's atmosphere and gravity and such would affect how people taste things.

[...he's really curious about it, mostly, but if it's the same, no big.]

That certainly may be the case, but it's more due to how the people that choose to live on Mars are of the rough and Spartan stock, none of these pampered rich folks lookin' for an easy life. Business executives can only stand to live there for less than a day, heck, I run the only inn on that planet!

[Or used to? His profile makes it all confusing.]

Thought I've only mixed drinks off-Earth, which may not all be to your standards. See, that's why I'm askin' all of your for you opinions; to make my bartendin' an enjoyable experience.

Oh, I see. I suppose that makes enough sense, though I don't really think that having the fortitude to live in a place like that necessarily excludes having something of a sweet tooth.

And really, I'm adventurous enough that you could throw any of your favorites my way and I'd at least enjoy the experience. Don't feel like you have to hold back on my account.

Naw, gives me more of a challenge. It'll give me somethin' interestin' to work on while I'm here. You don't get much variety of orders when you're far from most human settlements.

Ahh, that's true. Still, if you ever feel like going for something familiar, I think it'd be interesting to try a real Martian cocktail.

You referrin' to cocktails made on Mars, right? 'Cause we call those Space Cocktails. Martians don't normally drink alcohol.

Oh, really? Hmm... so you specialize in non-alcoholic drinks most of the time, then?

No? I just don't get any Martian customers.

Ohhh, so they're all from off-world, then? I suppose I just misinterpreted. Or am I confusing terminology?

That's why we use "space" when talkin' about what we humans use to differentiate from "Martian" stuff. The latter's all about the aliens native to Mars.

See, humans have been in space for a long whole now, and Mars is much more recently settled. Anythin' not from Earth is Moon Whatever or, more often, Space Whatever. "Martian" is a term only for the natives.

And yes, I do get a lot of off-world customers. Mars ain't a most popular destination, but it gets visitors from time to time

Oh, right, of course. And native Martians don't drink alcohol, which probably makes sense because their body chemistry is likely different from human chemistry, so they might have more of an adverse reaction to it.

So I guess in the end, I'd want to try a space cocktail, then.

Then I'll need a supply of space rum and other brands the Conductor don't have. Buuut all we got is this. [Stupid fake booze, coming back to him every time he throws one away like a boomerang.]

Thought it may be a bit hard if we get outta here and back to Mars, as my saloon is long gone. But there's always stores and house bars, right?

Oh... right. That would put a damper on things, unfortunately... well, I suppose that's another reason to get out of here, right? I'd really like to try space rum, at the very least.

Right, all the more reason for you. For me, just goin' home to my wife is reason enough.

...She must be worried out of her mind by now.

...well, of the myriad reasons, but I imagine that would definitely be one. It'd be nice to even have a frame of reference for whether someone might be worrying or not, honestly...

You've been gone for three weeks weeks now. Of course someone's gonna notice you gone. You seem to be the important type, judgin' by the manner of your dress.

Well, it's not really like I haven't disappeared for long periods of time before, although I suspect people would think that I would have at least learned by now...

What, on..."business" trips? [He's saying that as skeptically as possible. You still look like a mobster or some rich businessman, and everyone know they're all jerks to some degree.]

...well, kind of, though I've also been off training and...

...I'm not entirely sure, but I definitely know there was another absence that I can't really remember the reason for.

Another one of those blank memory spaces, I take it.

...You go to the gym for weeks? [Because...you don't train Pokemon to do tricks for more than an hour or so.]

Something like that.

...and... no. A gym is something I actually left behind that one time... really, it's more going off into the wilderness and surviving for a while to toughen up. Of course, catching a few new Pokemon helps, too.

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