Induction.

[antitrust]

You've all had some time to get to know each other; whether or not you're all getting along is another matter. Either way, one thought pattern seems to be pretty prevalent, no matter what you think of this entire situation – Where, exactly, is the Conductor? That question isn't going to be answered in full, even now; if you were hoping to work out exactly who the Conductor is...well, that's not going to be readily answered, either. What you are going to get, however, is the sound of that public address box mounted into the wall somewhere above your heads crackling to life; it's staticky and a little grating at first, like someone's fiddling with the volume control somewhere, but eventually it clears up. "Ah, is it..?" It's a little uncertain at first, but that, too, clears up soon enough; it's a male voice, at least that much is discernible. "Greetings to the lot of you, the new class at Graceside Academy; I trust you've familiarized yourself with the rules. "You can call me the Conductor."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[zomgboom]

The Conductor? What is this, a train? Ugh, can't you at least pick a cool name?

[Tabby asks only the most important questions, obviously.]

[antitrust]

[...Tabby, why.]

Ah... My apologies for not suiting your particular sense of aesthetics, but I like it well enough, thank you.

[zomgboom]

[You did this, Conductor. You brought her here. Are you having fun?]

I'm not fighting anyone named The Conductor. That's, like, lowest rung of lame and I may be on the Nextwave Squad but I'm not sinking to Great Lakes Avengers levels.

[antitrust]

[he did this to himself, oh god

errors were made]

Then I suppose it's fortunate that I'm not asking you to fight me. Right?

[zomgboom]

What? You think I'm gonna kill one of them? Please, it's faster if I just fight you.

[The mastermind better not be a giant dinosaur this time.

[antitrust]

Perhaps, but that's going to prove inconvenient for both of us. As such, I'll have to decline your challenge at this time.

[zomgboom]

Oh my goooooooood. You're too much of a chicken to fight us. What even is the POINT of you?

[She's very unimpressed.]

[antitrust]

Were you or were you not just saying that you refuse to fight me anyway?

[zomgboom]

No, I said I'm not fighting anyone named The Conductor. If I just call you , then it's fine if I fight you.

[LOGIC.]

[antitrust]

That's a little rude.

[zomgboom]

Well, it's true. Besides, that's like pot calling kettle black or whatever? It's pretty rude to kidnap people.

[antitrust]

Oh, I never said it wasn't. I can offer you an apology, if you'd like one.

[zomgboom]

If you know you're being a , just own it. Don't apologize.

[EYEROLL.]