Induction.

[antitrust]

You've all had some time to get to know each other; whether or not you're all getting along is another matter. Either way, one thought pattern seems to be pretty prevalent, no matter what you think of this entire situation – Where, exactly, is the Conductor? That question isn't going to be answered in full, even now; if you were hoping to work out exactly who the Conductor is...well, that's not going to be readily answered, either. What you are going to get, however, is the sound of that public address box mounted into the wall somewhere above your heads crackling to life; it's staticky and a little grating at first, like someone's fiddling with the volume control somewhere, but eventually it clears up. "Ah, is it..?" It's a little uncertain at first, but that, too, clears up soon enough; it's a male voice, at least that much is discernible. "Greetings to the lot of you, the new class at Graceside Academy; I trust you've familiarized yourself with the rules. "You can call me the Conductor."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[swirlied]

I'll stop being a smartass when I know you won't try and kill all of us.

[rickdiculous]

You know, you people - y-you've really got a gift for hearing things wrong. When did I ever say I was going to kill all of you.

[swirlied]

You just asked about killing everyone but you and your grandson! It means you're at least thinking about doing it.

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, that's not all.

[swirlied]

...At least think of other, non-violent alternatives before doing anything like that.

[rickdiculous]

Okay, fine. We all kill ourselves together while we hold hands. Is that what you want?

[i mean it works the same he and morty just don't do it and glide home to party]

[swirlied]

Do you have any ideas that don't involve people dying?

[rickdiculous]

We do the same shit but just sing into the PA system. It'll - it'll be like the ending of the Grinch, you know? Really happy bullshit. Yeah, no, buddy. This place has fuckall in terms of resources.

[swirlied]

[ He's really getting nowhere this guy, isn't he? Which is probably something he should've realized sooner. ]

Look, I'm sure if we all work together we can figure out something.

[rickdiculous]

Good luck with that, because I'm not buying into cheap horsecrap.

[swirlied]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Being uncooperative won't help anything.