[The usual time for the announcements comes and goes easily today, and without much fanfare, either.
Without any fanfare, in fact. The intercom remains silent; it seems that there isn't any message from the Conductor forthcoming at all.
Odd.
...Odder still, perhaps, is the fact that the number of chickens in the room on the first floor appears to have doubled. There are eight of those things in there. Why are there eight of them.
We're in for a strange week.]
[OOC: NUMBER OF CHICKENS WILL INCREASE BY FOUR DAILY UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES OR SOMEONE DIES.
WHY?
...GOOD QUESTION. ONE THAT THE CONDUCTOR DOES NOT FEEL LIKE ANSWERING, UNFORTUNATELY.]
INCENTIVE
Without any fanfare, in fact. The intercom remains silent; it seems that there isn't any message from the Conductor forthcoming at all.
Odd.
...Odder still, perhaps, is the fact that the number of chickens in the room on the first floor appears to have doubled. There are eight of those things in there. Why are there eight of them.
We're in for a strange week.]
[OOC: NUMBER OF CHICKENS WILL INCREASE BY FOUR DAILY UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES OR SOMEONE DIES.
WHY?
...GOOD QUESTION. ONE THAT THE CONDUCTOR DOES NOT FEEL LIKE ANSWERING, UNFORTUNATELY.]