Initiative.

[trustmods]

The Conductor - Solf J Kimblee - is dead. You've won. You have three new keys, a philosopher's stone, and twenty-three mysterious potions at your disposal. You've had enough of people leading you around, haven't you? So now it's your turn to take initiative. What will you do now?

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[rickdiculous]

[yes]

...I'm so proud of you, Morty. That you - you can recognize this bullshit.

[mortyfied]

[Morty looks pretty proud himself.]

W-well I mean come on why's it - why is any of that stuff even on T.V. anymore unless someone's watching it, r-right?

the tags called to me

[rickdiculous]

I'm sure they - they keep it on for dead air in nursing homes, Morty. So. Probably like, 5 people.

OH MY GOSH GO TO BED LEPO

[mortyfied]

H-haha, you're right about that, d-dawg! [...that's disturbing, actually.]

...um.. [morty you laughed about nursing homes to try and impress rick are you proud now]

Jeez... I kind of feel bad now. I mean, th-they should play something happier for the poor old people staying in nursing homes like... Food Network or something.

I CAN'T ASHLEY TAGGED ME I NEED SAD GRANDKID THREADS

[rickdiculous]

Oh, yeah. Like - like that's any better. You see the schlop they eat at - at nursing homes compared to what's on food network. They make little...little cookie-sized plates on the food network. That's - it's a sample, Morty. They make free samples.

YOU DUMB GRANDPA

[mortyfied]

Oh my god you're right. [HOW COULD HE BE SO INSENSITIVE]

Th-the Animal channel, then! They can watch that show about baby cats and puppies!

already done with this roadtrip tbh

[rickdiculous]

From breeding mills, Morty. From breeding mills.