Escape.

[trustmods]

All things considered, everything has gone very well for you all, hasn't it? Twenty-two people died, but thirty people will leave this building. Congratulations, you all deserve it. Though with that said, you still need to find the way out. For those of you who explored the floors in the closed wing of the building during the final investigation, you might have noticed that there were two floors you didn't explore, below the one Sol and Weiss investigated. That might be a good place to start. Once more, for old time's sake. >Explore?

Comments

[trustmods]

[Depends, is there anything else you're looking for? Either anything you had on you when you were dragged in here or something important to you.]

[rickdiculous]

[It's a long shot, but what about his portal gun? He doesn't imagine it'd be here just because it'd be...mind-numbingly easy to go home.]

[trustmods]

[Hahahaha yeah, that sure would make everything too damn easy, wouldn't it--

Oh wait. There's a portal gun on the table.]

[rickdiculous]

...holy fuck.

[THE REAL QUESTION IS WHEN HE FIRES IT AT THE WALL, IS THERE GONNA BE A GIANT GREEN PORTAL ON THAT WALL. DOES IT WORK.]

[trustmods]

[IT DOES INDEED WORK.]

[mortyfied]

[WAS. IS THAT....

WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF THE LASER GUN WHEN A MOTHERFUCKING PORTAL CAME OUT OF NO WHERE??? WHERE DID THAT PORTAL EVEN COME FROM]


R-Rick...?! [HOLY MOTHER OF GOD]

[rickdiculous]

[...Rick is just. Speechless. That they'd ever let him have this. Okay, lets...lets test this. Turn the dial. Set it for the dimension that's just decapitated heads, shoot a portal at the ceiling...

Suddenly there's a whole buncha decapitated Nic Cage heads falling on the floor.

Jesus. Just gonna...shut that portal off after a few seconds. Just gotta check.]

[midnightsea]

....Rick.

What the hell.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh--

[You know, even with character development, some things never change.]

[rickdiculous]

[oh my god the kid]

NO NO NO WAIT, KID. IT'S OFF. IT WAS JUST A TEST.

[GONNA OPEN UP ANOTHER PORTAL UNDERNEATH THE PILE OF HEADS. JUST GONNA GET RID OF THAT.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

DEAR GOD WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN INFINITE CATS-

[It isn't an off-switch but it does lower the volume!!]

[rickdiculous]

DO YOU WANT ME TO...HOLD ON I'LL...

[RICK ZOOMS INTO A PORTAL AND COMES BACK OUT WITH A 26 POUND GUMMY BEAR ON A PLATE. HE QUICKLY HANDS IT TO ASHLEY.]

[mortyfied]

[RICK WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE

Morty's just gonna let out a scream and back away from the heads because EW. BUT ALSO HE'S GETTING A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE now that he's realized what this means.]

G-Grandpa Rick! [HE'S COMING IN FOR AN EXCITED GRANDKID HUG THIS IS HAPPENING]

[rickdiculous]

Morty, it's - it's just a buncha heads, Morty. You don't gotta get so excited.

[plays with the smol's hair a little]

[mortyfied]

W-we're going home, Rick! We're - Mom and Summer a-and... [he might be tearing up a little... or a lot

He kind of expected Rick to have to make a portal by hand, so honestly he was prepared to be stuck here for months or whatever more BUT THIS. THIS IS A GOOD TURN OF EVENTS]

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, well, you are. [Rick just kinda twirls it around in his hands a bit.]

I'd...totally recommend you go and - and go see if he has some other shit hanging around in the other floors or - whatever, though. We don't really have anything to worry about but - still.

[withabigsmile]

You're really getting ahead of yourself, aren't you?

[God damn that was shitty, but this is how we're dealing with decapitated heads today.]

[rickdiculous]

Yeesh, you - you wanna think of a better way to test it, man.

[withabigsmile]

Make other stuff fall out instead! Cake, robots, some nice clothes... Anything but heads! Even some more booze!

Now there's a suggestion he might actually take into consideration.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

OH MY GOD IS THAT-

[PLEASE TELL HER THAT IS WHAT SHE THINKS IT IS]

[midnightsea]

WHAT.

[housenurse]

[wow




she's gonna try to touch it.]

[perpend]

[Hey guys what's going on in here

....Good lord don't mind Cabanela staring.]

[samsa]

[WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPEN good lord okay um

You know he's been saying anything is preferable to being really dead, BUT...]

[announcemyvictory]

What.