For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[shuttermouse]

[ Chie is wearing her godawful Tsukiyama outfit and is so ready for this because there's no way this can possibly end badly. ]

[announcemyvictory]

Hmm. Truth or dare, then?

[shuttermouse]

Hm. [ She thinks it over for a few seconds while taking a sip of coffee. ]

Dare.

[announcemyvictory]

All right. Ah... I dare you to... [come on what were some dares she remembered from elementary school sleepovers that aren't going to make her bear some murderous grudge] Shower fully clothed. There, that's a good one.

[blazeit]

Uh, what the hell are you wearing.

[ Is this...... avant-garde? ]

[shuttermouse]

Something I got from the machine. A guy I know owns the same outfit, so I think the Conductor put it there for me as a joke.

[blazeit]

There's no other way for me to put this.

Is that guy colorblind? Is he... French? [ Oh my god Bakugou, why not just ask if he's gay or European. ] Is that fashionable in some foreign country?

[shuttermouse]

No, no, and no. [ why would you think this is fashionable anywhere ]

He's Japanese but he likes to sprinkle his vocabulary with random French and Italian words.

[blazeit]

Your friend kinda sounds like a tool.

[ Bakugou shouldn't talk about being a tool, though. ]

Anyway... truth or dare?

[shuttermouse]

[ Without hesitating: ]

Dare.

[blazeit]

Since you're dressed as him anyway, go around doing an imitation of your friend until... I dunno, until whenever you get tired of it.

[shuttermouse]

Oh, boy. [ She gets out of her chair and puts one hand on her chest while doing an extravagant, sweeping gesture with the other. ]

Bakugou-kun!! The kitchen has some of the most amazing cuts of meat I have ever seen! So flavorful and tender, sopraffino, I could talk about them all night!

[ The delivery is not quite there since this is coming from a small girl and not someone voiced by Mamoru Miyano, but her words are rapid and intense. ]

[blazeit]

...

That can't seriously be what he talks like, holy shit.

[shuttermouse]

Sometimes he gets excited and that happens.

[blazeit]

... Where do you even meet a guy like that?

[shuttermouse]

We go to the same school.

[ Though they first met in a park and he tried to kill her but she's not going to mention that... ]

[blazeit]

What the hell, and all I got was some guy with a bird head and a frog girl for classmates.

[ No, that's

Actually probably weirder than Tsukiyama? ]

[shuttermouse]

...What are they like?

[ a frog girl sounds interesting :|a ]

[blazeit]

[ COMING BACK HERE late with starbucks and possibly with this guy wearing a skirt because cause and effect flows strangely in rpland... ]

Hey, can I have your hand for a sec?

[shuttermouse]

[ Chie's probably kind of wet after being dared to shower with her clothes on... nice skirt, Bakugou.

She holds out her hand. ]

[blazeit]

[ Finally the world gets to see his calves, they're probably pretty toned — anyway. He grabs her hand for a moment and dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second before letting go. ]

'Kay, that's all I need.

... Why are your clothes all wet.

[shuttermouse]

I was dared to shower with my clothes on.

[ That kiss makes her want to tease him: ] Are you into older women?

[blazeit]

... At least you didn't ask me if I was into middle schoolers. [ Things that could've been left unsaid: that. ] And I gotta do this to everybody, I just thought you'd be cool with it so I started with you.

[shuttermouse]

I'm twenty. [ She's not in middle school, dammit. ]

Good luck, Bakugou-kun. Try not to get slapped.

[blazeit]

You know how I asked way back when if you were secretly a thousand? Yeah, I still think that was a legitimate question to ask.

[ The point being: if Chie could bottle whatever it was granting her youthful looks, she could make a fortune. ]

And trust me, I'm trying.