For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[blazeit]

Uh, what the hell are you wearing.

[ Is this...... avant-garde? ]

[shuttermouse]

Something I got from the machine. A guy I know owns the same outfit, so I think the Conductor put it there for me as a joke.

[blazeit]

There's no other way for me to put this.

Is that guy colorblind? Is he... French? [ Oh my god Bakugou, why not just ask if he's gay or European. ] Is that fashionable in some foreign country?

[shuttermouse]

No, no, and no. [ why would you think this is fashionable anywhere ]

He's Japanese but he likes to sprinkle his vocabulary with random French and Italian words.

[blazeit]

Your friend kinda sounds like a tool.

[ Bakugou shouldn't talk about being a tool, though. ]

Anyway... truth or dare?

[shuttermouse]

[ Without hesitating: ]

Dare.

[blazeit]

Since you're dressed as him anyway, go around doing an imitation of your friend until... I dunno, until whenever you get tired of it.

[shuttermouse]

Oh, boy. [ She gets out of her chair and puts one hand on her chest while doing an extravagant, sweeping gesture with the other. ]

Bakugou-kun!! The kitchen has some of the most amazing cuts of meat I have ever seen! So flavorful and tender, sopraffino, I could talk about them all night!

[ The delivery is not quite there since this is coming from a small girl and not someone voiced by Mamoru Miyano, but her words are rapid and intense. ]

[blazeit]

...

That can't seriously be what he talks like, holy shit.

[shuttermouse]

Sometimes he gets excited and that happens.

[blazeit]

... Where do you even meet a guy like that?

[shuttermouse]

We go to the same school.

[ Though they first met in a park and he tried to kill her but she's not going to mention that... ]

[blazeit]

What the hell, and all I got was some guy with a bird head and a frog girl for classmates.

[ No, that's

Actually probably weirder than Tsukiyama? ]

[shuttermouse]

...What are they like?

[ a frog girl sounds interesting :|a ]

[blazeit]

[ she's pretty adorable... ]

... You know, weirdly enough, I had this dream last night that I got into a fight with the bird guy. We were in some tournament or something? [ ... ] Anyway, I don't know much about frog girl, but bird bro can't fly or anything, he just has a bird head because why not.

[shuttermouse]

[ oh no she's cute... ]

Are you sure that was just a dream?

[blazeit]

... Not sure. It felt kind of like I was remembering something. I dunno, I don't normally remember my dreams, so it's weird enough that I can recall this so well.

[shuttermouse]

It was the same for me last night. I'm positive it was a memory, because it was like I regained four lost years of my life. Now I feel like I'm twenty, not sixteen.

[blazeit]

So that accounts for a bunch of the years between how old you thought you were and how old the Conductor thought you were, huh? I mean, if they really are memories.

... Isn't it really weird he doesn't know why there's a discrepancy to begin with, though.

[shuttermouse]

...It's really weird, yeah.

And if my actual age is 24, then I've still got four years left to remember.

[blazeit]

Maybe the other four years will come next week?

[ Or maybe somebody has to die for the memories... yeah, he doesn't really like that option, so he's not going to bring it up. ]

[shuttermouse]

Maybe. We'll just have to wait and see.

[ god she hopes they will, she doesn't like knowing that she has amnesia. ]