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For all that's true, for all you do

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]

[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[He didn't even see the note; Dio had literally just woken up not twenty minutes before this. Adjusting his uniform's collar and running a hand through his hair to straighten it out, he stopped in his tracks outside the dining hall.]

What are all of you even doing here? Did someone find another corpse already?

[DIO, NO.]

No, no! Nothing as bad as that!

[Oh boy it's mister crazy hotstuff.]

We're just playing a little truth or dare, that's all. You'll play too, won't you? Pretty please?

I'm not the type to play childish games. Besides, I've never even heard of it.

Well, first you ask someone, truth? Or Dare?

If they say truth, you can ask them anything, and they're expected to answer honestly. If they say dare, you can dare them to do anything, and they're supposed to do it. If they can't manage it, they better be thirsty for hot sauce, because that's the penalty! I've already got one of each in mind for you, you know!

[Because god damn you're hot.]

It might be a little embarrassing to deal with, but only until you turn the tides back on everyone else.

[Truly it should be named embarrassment and shame.]

That's completely absurd. Why would anyone even put themselves in such a humiliating position?

It's only humiliating if you let it be. It's a test of wills! Of courage.

[Of absolute shamelessness. A test to see how fuckless you really are.]

Come on, at least give it a try!

[ marty still doesn't get that dio is a fucking vampire who takes over bodies and stuff ]

Truth or dare?

[deadpan:] This is asinine.

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C'mon, man. You gotta lighten up a bit.

Truth or dare?

[Marty is now the proud recipient of the look one would give a mouse that just walked across one's kitchen floor.]

. . .

[ DAMMIT. ]

Okay. I'm gonna take it as a dare. I dare you...

[ ...... ]

To make the sign of the horns.

Don't make me punch you in the face, please. I'm having an excellent streak of not doing that to anyone yet, and I'd like to save breaking it for someone that really deserves the broken bones.

[ Party pooper. ]

Jesus, fine. Ask me then. Truth or dare me.

[ He'll show you how the PROS do it. ] If I do one, you gotta do one.

I will commit to no such exchange. But if you're going to continue to pester me, fine. Pick one.

[ Marty gives off a devilish smile. ] Dare.

[ he's dead ]

I dare you to stop talking for the rest of the night.

[He knows you can't.]

[He knows you won't.]

[And he knows there's a penalty for it.]

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Dio, take your shirt off.

Absolutely not.

It's part of the game, Wichser. I wouldn't be asking you on my own.

I don't care if your life depends on it, I am not doing that again!

What's the matter, are you oversensitive about your body or something like that? It's not like you have some kind of goddamn deformity or something. As a matter of fact, you look fine shirtless. No need to be self-conscious. If you've got it, fucking flaunt it.

[eventually, he will embody this advice on a deep level.]

I am not taking my shirt off on command, Shikinami!

Oh, come now, a cute girl is asking you to take your shirt off. Any other man would jump at the chance, I'm sure.

You're not my type.

[your type is 'anything with a pulse' don't fucking lie]

Ouch. You'll break a fair maiden's heart like that, you know.