For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[decrees]

[...why is he here, he doesn't want to be here. Okay, that's kind of a lie, being here with everyone else is better than being in Reaver's room alone, but... well. Logan doesn't play games. He is a serious king who does very serious things. Like drinking entirely too much coffee because he still has difficulties sleeping and this will clearly solve the problem.

Also this is entirely Blue's fault. Entirely.]

[withabigsmile]

Your highness~!

[You are in shark infested waters Logan]

Truth or dare?

[decrees]

[THIS IS GOING TO END TERRIBLY]

...Truth.

[but you know what, he'll play along for now... just because it's blue, alright]

[withabigsmile]

You're handcuffed to one of us in here for the rest of the week. Whoever you want, but you can't take them off for showers or bathroom breaks! Who do you pick?

[decrees]

[Headtilt... Let's see, who would be acceptable...?]

Cabanela.

[There isn't much hesitation there, but there's no elaboration either. Apparently this is A Thing.]

[withabigsmile]

The officer? How come?

[I mean good taste, but. Go on! Tell her more.]

[decrees]

Ah, he's... I believe out of everyone here he is the least likely to comment on anything he shouldn't.

[...HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SCARS HE HAS OH MY GOD LOGAN YOU ARE THE WORST AT THIS]

[withabigsmile]

[...Blue is looking distinctly down at Logan's unmentionables before looking back up.

You wanna try that again, buddy.]

[decrees]

That is not what I meant.

[OH MY GOD BLUE DID YOU JUST

That's actually going to get him to do the rash thing and remove one of his gloves before holding out his hand, palm down. The back of his hand is scarred to all hell; some of them are faded scars and some of them are thicker and darker, but they're all old.]

I was in an incident that left me scarred like this and I don't trust anyone else not to open their mouths and say something stupid.

[withabigsmile]

[...Well that got personal fast.

Blue's quiet for a few moments as she looks at his hand; it gets her to go from teasing to serious pretty quickly.]

I'm sorry.

[An incident, huh... He's been through some pretty tough stuff, hasn't he?]

[decrees]

[PERSONAL IS BETTER THAN WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING!!!]

...It's alright; you didn't know.

[He'll put the glove back on, then. He's. Kind of a wreck. Which is why he was so adamant about not stripping in front of you people during the trial.]

[crimsonchin]

...

I'm sitting on your lap. If there's any sort of funny business, I'll never forgive you.

[decrees]

Excuse me? No, you're absolutely not.

[OH MY GOD ASUKA WHY THIS]

[crimsonchin]

I was dared, and I'm sure as hell not sitting on any other guy's lap here, so it's gotta be you. What's the matter? I'm not that heavy.

[decrees]

No, that's not what I was trying to imply, but...

[looks around at the other guys here

............well, uh. you know what, you've got a point...]

Fine. Make it quick.

[SORRY HE'S SO AWKWARD]

[blazeit]

[ Unnecessary, muted commentary occurs from the other side of the room: ]

Aw come on, I thought this game was supposed to be scandalous.



[ ... At least he thinks highly enough of Logan's character to assume this is going to be about -10% scandalous. ]

[decrees]

[...you know he is completely unsurprised that this is your doing.

You're getting a Look anyway, but you know what he is attempting to not be a total killjoy.

...he's a total killjoy and not scandalous at all, sorry.]

[crimsonchin]

Five minutes, that's all I need.

[ And she...just kind of takes a seat... ]

You can ask me to do a truth or dare in the meantime. I give you special permission.

[decrees]

[...This is probably super uncomfortable, Logan is bony as hell. SORRY, ASUKA]

I can hardly blame you for acting on a dare, but if you insist. Would you prefer truth or dare?

[He also has no idea what to do with his hands, uh. He's not going to touch Asuka though, alright. That's awkward.]

[crimsonchin]

I'm more partial to dares, myself. I don't like answering questions about my personal life too much, unless they're about my Eva.

[decrees]

[...Hmm.]

Very well, then. I dare you to write a love letter to the Conductor and leave it in the box. You don't need to sign it with your name, you can pick someone other than the two of us if you're feeling particularly mean.

[And that... is sort of a smirk, alright. There's nothing more amusing than fucking with the Conductor.]

[crimsonchin]

...I'm putting Rick's name on it.

[decrees]

Please do.

[This is the most hilarious thing he's heard all week.]