For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[crimsonchin]

...

I'm sitting on your lap. If there's any sort of funny business, I'll never forgive you.

[decrees]

Excuse me? No, you're absolutely not.

[OH MY GOD ASUKA WHY THIS]

[crimsonchin]

I was dared, and I'm sure as hell not sitting on any other guy's lap here, so it's gotta be you. What's the matter? I'm not that heavy.

[decrees]

No, that's not what I was trying to imply, but...

[looks around at the other guys here

............well, uh. you know what, you've got a point...]

Fine. Make it quick.

[SORRY HE'S SO AWKWARD]

[blazeit]

[ Unnecessary, muted commentary occurs from the other side of the room: ]

Aw come on, I thought this game was supposed to be scandalous.



[ ... At least he thinks highly enough of Logan's character to assume this is going to be about -10% scandalous. ]

[decrees]

[...you know he is completely unsurprised that this is your doing.

You're getting a Look anyway, but you know what he is attempting to not be a total killjoy.

...he's a total killjoy and not scandalous at all, sorry.]

[crimsonchin]

Five minutes, that's all I need.

[ And she...just kind of takes a seat... ]

You can ask me to do a truth or dare in the meantime. I give you special permission.

[decrees]

[...This is probably super uncomfortable, Logan is bony as hell. SORRY, ASUKA]

I can hardly blame you for acting on a dare, but if you insist. Would you prefer truth or dare?

[He also has no idea what to do with his hands, uh. He's not going to touch Asuka though, alright. That's awkward.]

[crimsonchin]

I'm more partial to dares, myself. I don't like answering questions about my personal life too much, unless they're about my Eva.

[decrees]

[...Hmm.]

Very well, then. I dare you to write a love letter to the Conductor and leave it in the box. You don't need to sign it with your name, you can pick someone other than the two of us if you're feeling particularly mean.

[And that... is sort of a smirk, alright. There's nothing more amusing than fucking with the Conductor.]

[crimsonchin]

...I'm putting Rick's name on it.

[decrees]

Please do.

[This is the most hilarious thing he's heard all week.]