For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[zomgboom]

[. . . are you. you know what? WHATEVER. THIS CLEARLY CAN'T GO WRONG.

she holds out her hand, but.]

I will break your arm if you do anything weird.

[blazeit]

If you think it's weird, go break Miss 600 Years Old's arm instead, it's her fault.

[ Bakugou clearly has no agency here whatsoever /sarcasm

Anyway, he grabs her arm for a moment, then dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second or two before letting go. ]

There, dare complete, don't break my fucking arm.

[zomgboom]

[................]

Did she dare you to, like, kiss a girl? Because I vote that weak- excuse doesn't count if she did. [TABBY YOU'RE TWENTY-FIVE AND HE'S UNDERAGE PLEASE DON'T -] Lips or it doesn't count.

[blazeit]

Why are you all fucking kiss fiends here!? Fine, close your eyes, I'll go all-out.

[ this is about to be the shittiest kiss ever just fyi ]

[zomgboom]

[closes eyes

this is going to send me to hell wait no nevermind I've done worse things.]