For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

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[blazeit]

[ Not that he ever really cared about the sanctity of kissing but the act of it is increasingly becoming meaningless to him. Also possibly important to note is that he's wearing a skirt while this unfolds. ]

Hey. I'm gonna grab your hand for a sec, okay.

[zomgboom]

[. . . are you. you know what? WHATEVER. THIS CLEARLY CAN'T GO WRONG.

she holds out her hand, but.]

I will break your arm if you do anything weird.

[blazeit]

If you think it's weird, go break Miss 600 Years Old's arm instead, it's her fault.

[ Bakugou clearly has no agency here whatsoever /sarcasm

Anyway, he grabs her arm for a moment, then dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second or two before letting go. ]

There, dare complete, don't break my fucking arm.

[zomgboom]

[................]

Did she dare you to, like, kiss a girl? Because I vote that weak- excuse doesn't count if she did. [TABBY YOU'RE TWENTY-FIVE AND HE'S UNDERAGE PLEASE DON'T -] Lips or it doesn't count.

[blazeit]

Why are you all fucking kiss fiends here!? Fine, close your eyes, I'll go all-out.

[ this is about to be the shittiest kiss ever just fyi ]

[zomgboom]

[closes eyes

this is going to send me to hell wait no nevermind I've done worse things.]