Didn't we just do this last week?

[perpend]

[It's starting to look like this is going to be a weekly occurrence.

Just like last week, Cabanela waits a while before he makes his rounds, writing everyone quick notes and sliding them under each occupied door.]

Stay strong.
If you don't want to be alone tonight, meet in the dining hall.
-Cabanela

[Like last week, Cabanela hasn't bothered to provide anyone with food-- that would just be... rude right now, he thinks. Upon first entering, you'll notice that there are now four lit candles in the center of one of the tables.

Feel free to leave mementos for the dead; it's probably appreciated.]

Comments

[decrees]

He was searching for anything hidden, which I can't really fault. He should have been more careful though.

[...]

I hope he apologized for hurting you, at least.

[clearasmud]

Yes...

[ Sulking... He's not going to be mean to him for her, is he...

Youko shifts, lifting her legs onto the bed before rolling onto her stomach, propping her hands under under chin. Let's go back to Dio, then. ]

I'm disappointed our vampire wasn't the right one to vote off. [ WRINKLING HER NOSE. ] He's the most disgusting person here, after Rick. I can't believe he scavenged off the floor. [ because that definitely happened and IT'S FUCKING GROSS. ]

[decrees]

[Sorry, Youko. He's not going to terrorize a teenager for an accident, even if it was a stupid one.]

It really is disgusting. I was sincerely hoping it was him as well. He's a threat and it would be ideal if we could get rid of him.

[but who the hell wants to try killing dio, that's going to end in their death]

[clearasmud]

See, you get it. [ -Youko says as though inhuman drama is somehow complex, and not lifted straight from high school. ] But who could take him...?

[ Quickly mentally running through the remaining students, seeing as the best three candidates are frustratingly dead...

Especially Reaver. She'd overheard his and Dio's spat at the end and sweet mother she would have paid good money to see them throwdown.

in this tag: reaver continues to ruin things from beyond the grave.

And then: ]

...I've got it. [ ...she's turned as pale as a sheet. Quite obviously, whoever it is - Youko fears them. ] How could I have not have thought of her immediately...?

Sol. Sol could totally take down Dio.

[decrees]

...Sol? She's a child and much smaller than Dio, how could she ever possibly...

[...oh no you did not]

Is it because of her name?

[clearasmud]

But she's in a prison! An incredible one! For dangerous criminals with powers. And she doesn't like dishonest people.

[ SHE IS TERRIFYING, LOGAN ]

...What does her name have to do with it?

[decrees]

[..........................you mean it wasn't for the shitty pun]

It... never mind...

[HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM PUNS ARE THE WORST]

[clearasmud]

...Please tell me?

[ now she really wants to know, if it's got logan like this. whatever "it" is. ]

What am I missing?

[ sol is a blue-haired girl to youko first, sunny name last. ]

[decrees]

...Her name is Sol. Vampires are typically weak against sunlight...

[THE SHITTIEST PUN, IT'S SO TERRIBLE]

[clearasmud]

[ the pun sinks in

youko begins to laugh ]

Oh... oh, you're right... She's a blue girl to me, so I didn't- [ hehehe ]

Why such a sour face? It's funny!

[decrees]

It's painful.

[PUNS ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR, YOUKO]

[clearasmud]

Aww, don't be a fuddy-duddy!

[ SHE NEVER COMES UP WITH THEM AND THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, LOGAN SHOULD BE PRAISING HER ACCIDENTAL WIT ]

Besides... you're the one whose mind went there.

[decrees]

[...DON'T REMIND HIM...]

I'm from Albion. Puns are practically a requirement.

[HE STILL HATES THEM THOUGH]

[clearasmud]

What? Really?

[ WELL THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING ]

...Tell me more? And be sure to include an explanation as to why the king of punland doesn't like them!

[decrees]

[THE MOST PUT-UPON SIGH...]

There is a bar not far from the castle that has the brilliant name "The Cock in the Crown".

[...GET IT he's pretty sure you don't even need a reason for why he hates puns after something like that

...to be fair it is hilarious, he just hates how funny it is]

[clearasmud]

Oh no. Oh noooo.

[ This is a bed, so you know what that makes it perfect for? Rolling. Because that is hilarious, much like his suffering in this instance. ]

Why can't all of your misfortune be this funny and harmless? And who knows - maybe they actually wanted to compliment you, but had to do it sneakily~

[ This is a single good, adorable moment in murderschool and she is going to enjoy it. ]

[decrees]

[SIGH.....]

I sincerely doubt that.

[EVERYONE IN ALBION HATES HIM]

It wasn't worth the effort to shut it down.

[...it was kind of funny...]

[clearasmud]

[ Youko comes from entirely the wrong place and time to have any Deep, Meaningful Thoughts on freedom of expression and censorship, but she does know one thing! ]

They're probably not thankful because people are never thankful, but at least they're less unhappy than they could have been! It's very important for people to have ways to vent!

[ Like this! ]

[decrees]

They have plenty of ways to vent, honestly.

[They're not very subtle about it either... There are entirely too many posters with his eyes slashed out so um.]

[clearasmud]

But isn't the one where they get drunk and mollified one of the better ones?

[decrees]

...I suppose so. It's better than the books some of them have written, in any case.

[clearasmud]

Oh?

[ TELL HERRRRRRR ]

[decrees]

They like to think they have any sort of idea of what it's like to be king.

[...]

I'm the second monarch Albion has had.

[DO YOU SEE HOW RIDICULOUSLY STUPID THIS IS]

[clearasmud]

Wellll... you're both new at this then, right? You're the king, but they are just two monarchs behind!





I'm sure that that's what they must think, anyway.

[ lmao like this was really going to turn into youko, advocate for the people ]

[decrees]

...I have ruled Albion for over a decade. Nearly thirteen years, at this point.

[...Unless that profile is right, then uh. Add another year.]

My rule changed drastically four years ago, after the... incident. They were used to how I used to rule and did not take well to the changes. I understand, of course, but... sacrifices must be made.