Afterparty 5.0

[forcegalactic]

[There's not much that can be believed about that trial. Or that execution. Still, like before, two hours after everyone leaves, they'll find a note slipped underneath their doors.]

We have to stick together. The dining room is there for anyone that needs a quiet space, and I cooked dinner.

Hibiki made some coffee and dessert for all of us.

-Mordecai Benmont Jiminy and Hibiki Ganaha

[Today's selection includes potato pancakes and a light coffee cake. Hibiki has lit two more candles in the dining hall. It doesn't take long before Mordecai lights a third.]

Comments

[decrees]

[SORRY TABBY...]

No, we wouldn't.

[He can't say they should have trusted Dio more, because what were they supposed to do with what they knew about him? Still... maybe things would have been different if Dio had been able to talk to someone about this.]

...I hope our efforts can prevent more murders, but...

[Logan really doubts anything will help at this point.]

[zomgboom]

[flat look. really, logan. YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE.]

Doubt it. Not unless, like, the Hulk busts through the wall tomorrow and saves us all.

[decrees]

[HE'S BAD AT THIS OKAY]

The... Hulk?

[????]

I'm not sure we should hope for outside help. If no one has come for us so far, it's possible they may not be able to get to us.

[zomgboom]

[pulls a pen from her pocket and sketches the Hulk in Dio's diary. because defacing dead people's property is always the answer.]

He's, like, this big green guy who smashes stuff. And he's also, like, an Avenger or whatever so he probably has better things to do than save us.

[decrees]

[What a beautiful sketch. Surely Dio will not complain about his diary gaining such a wonderful picture.]

Better things to do? Saving the world or something of the sort?

[Superheroes...????]

[zomgboom]

[Dio can complain to her face if he doesn't like it OH WAIT.]

Yeah. He's, like, A-list. I'm D-list.

[decrees]

[MAYBE WE CAN FIND A WAY TO REVIVE THE DIO HEAD???]

Ah, I see. Your powers sound incredible though, is there a reason you are ah... lower-ranked?

[zomgboom]

The Nextwave Squad is who you send in when, like, you don't care what happens so long as it gets fixed or whatever. [Is she saying they're lower-ranked because they kill people? Uh. Yeah.] We don't really, like. Follow the rules?

[decrees]

[...Well, yeah, but sometimes people just need to die--

Uh. Maybe this is why he's a tyrant king. Was. Was a tyrant king.]

I see. As long as you get the job done, it's fine.

[He considers that for a moment before nodding.]

That does seem fitting. Do you enjoy your work?

[zomgboom]

Most superheros try to, like. Not blow up the whole city when they solve a problem. The government likes them way better. [Probably because they don't stop in the middle of their mission to write their name in fire, Tabby.] But since, like, that's my thing and stuff? I'm happy with what I do.

[decrees]

I can certainly see why that would be easier... But there is something to be said for enjoying what you do.

[Did you know he used to enjoy being king? Shocking, but true!]

With that said, I am glad I don't have to deal with that.

[And that gets the tiniest smirk, okay.]

[zomgboom]

If we get out of here, I'm gonna, like. Come to your kingdom and blow up Reaver's house or something.

[if you squint, it's almost like she cares.]

[decrees]

...Considering what he usually does in there, you'd be doing Albion a favor.

[WEEKLY EXTRAVAGANT PARTIES WHEN HE COULD HAVE BEEN FINANCING THE ARMY, GODDAMMIT REAVER]

[zomgboom]

That means you're giving me permission to blow it up, right?

[There is an unholy amount of glee on her face.]

[decrees]

You certainly don't need my permission for that.

[...because he's not the goddamn king of albion anymore, um

but it's said in a way that makes it sound totally obvious. just go blow it up, tabby.]

[zomgboom]

[......... reaver's your BOYFRIEND, logan. she still needs your permission to blow his house up ok.]

Yesssssssss. What's it made of? How big is it? I need to, like, plan.

[decrees]

[HE'S NOT DATING A GHOST, GOD]

It's one of the largest manors in Millfields. It's very close to Bower Lake, if that helps any. I'm afraid I'm not sure what it's made of; I've never visited.

[He's seen it, but like hell if he's gotten close to it. THERE'S A GIANT STATUE OF REAVER OUTSIDE IT, THAT'S JUST EMBARRASSING--

oh wait there's a giant statue of logan in the back of the castle. and in bowerstone market. um.]

[zomgboom]

[HE'S GOING TO COME BACK TO LIFE, OBVIOUSLY. then you can date him.]

So I can probably just blow it up with my powers . . . it being near a lake is good, though, because then I can, like, control the burn. I don't want to set the whole kingdom on fire, obviously.

[She actually pulled out her notebook and is writing this down - although it's in shorthand, so it probably doesn't make much sense.]

[decrees]

[..........but reaver probably hates him]

That would be appreciated. Millfields is near the forest and that would be a disaster.

[Then again, there's nothing in Silverpines but Balverines and a town no one cares about, so.

Logan isn't going to look at Tabby's notes though, since that's none of his business. Go forth and write down everything you need, Tabby. BLOW UP THAT HOUSE OF SIN.]

[zomgboom]

[then you can have hatesex gosh.]

You should, like, draw a map or something. It's not like we have anything better to do here.

[decrees]

[.................]

I spent enough time staring at one, I suppose I could.

[tabby no, we don't need logan to recreate the map in the war room he'll do nothing but talk to himself and walk around it again]