Afterparty 5.0

[forcegalactic]

[There's not much that can be believed about that trial. Or that execution. Still, like before, two hours after everyone leaves, they'll find a note slipped underneath their doors.]

We have to stick together. The dining room is there for anyone that needs a quiet space, and I cooked dinner.

Hibiki made some coffee and dessert for all of us.

-Mordecai Benmont Jiminy and Hibiki Ganaha

[Today's selection includes potato pancakes and a light coffee cake. Hibiki has lit two more candles in the dining hall. It doesn't take long before Mordecai lights a third.]

Comments

[housenurse]

Well... Mordecai-san has special space magic powers, and I'm sure Rick-san would be a lot more motivated to help after... Well, he probably has some science things that could do that, too.

So, despite everything, we do have options. Non-vampire options. [rip vampire bad end]

[decrees]

...That really was the most ridiculous plan I've heard.

[And he comes from a world with potions that can summon monster spirits to fight for you! But usually you only get useless beetles.]

I hope they'll be able to do something for them. Albion may not hold any power strong enough for that.

[housenurse]

He should've known better! Who'd want to be a vampire that can't even turn into a cloud of bats? [literally the only downside.]

I know my world doesn't have anything like that-- at least, nothing good. [everyone could sell their soul to clothing and probs come out alright???]

[decrees]

[...sukuyo pls]

I'm honestly not sure I should ask.

[But that's actually almost joking?? Sort of???]

[housenurse]

Well, if Dio-san had given himself up to Life Fibers instead of vampires, he definitely would've survived that execution! Even the shadow eating his head! I've seen worse happen to Life Fibers before, and unless it's a scissor blade doing it, they come right back!

... But, they're also very evil and want to enslave humanity. So, that's a much bigger downside than not being able to turn into clouds of bats.

[decrees]

[...where does he even start]

What are Life Fibers?

[............he's going to regret this, isn't he]

[housenurse]

Little alien threads that go in people's clothes-- or even their bodies! They can give you really amazing powers, and keep you whole no matter what hits you, but they're just parasites... Some of them can be nice. But, they're mostly just bad.

... Everyone thinks it's so strange, but I don't think it's very strange at all! Is it any stranger than living on Mars or traveling through time?

[decrees]

[..........................]

Well, I suppose I'm not one to talk. We have potions capable of slowing time if you consume them, though I've heard they taste terrible.

[SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT, ALIEN THREADS OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYONE FROM CRAZY WORLDS]

[housenurse]

-- I wouldn't care how it tasted! Imagine how many more things you could do in a day if you had those! I could do more housework than I could even dream of!

[at least for now, Sukuyo's spirits have entirely returned to her.]