Induction.

[antitrust]

You've all had some time to get to know each other; whether or not you're all getting along is another matter. Either way, one thought pattern seems to be pretty prevalent, no matter what you think of this entire situation – Where, exactly, is the Conductor? That question isn't going to be answered in full, even now; if you were hoping to work out exactly who the Conductor is...well, that's not going to be readily answered, either. What you are going to get, however, is the sound of that public address box mounted into the wall somewhere above your heads crackling to life; it's staticky and a little grating at first, like someone's fiddling with the volume control somewhere, but eventually it clears up. "Ah, is it..?" It's a little uncertain at first, but that, too, clears up soon enough; it's a male voice, at least that much is discernible. "Greetings to the lot of you, the new class at Graceside Academy; I trust you've familiarized yourself with the rules. "You can call me the Conductor."

[OOC: You can be heard just fine through the PA system, so feel free to ask any questions your little heart desires; brackets are fine, you don't need to use prose!]

Comments

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, so. I've got a little question here. Just a...just a little one. No biggie. Gotta get it answered because it like - it totally changes what's gonna be happening here for the next 10 minutes.

[rick no stop]

What's stopping me from just, you know, killing everybody here except for me and my - my grandson. I mean, you said that death would end the exercise early so - so, you know, I just gotta figure out my options here. 'Cuz there are a lot.

[forcegalactic]

[PLEASE DON'T BE SERIOUS.]

[rickdiculous]

[YOU MAKE DRINKS BARTENDER

YOU WILL DIE LAST]

[decrees]

What?

[OH MY GOD WHY]

Have you lost your mind?

[rickdiculous]

Nope. I'm - I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has it, buddy. It's - it's right here. In my head. Where it should be.

[moonflute]

Your conscience? Common decency?

[ YOU DO HAVE THESE THINGS, RIGHT CRAZY OLD MAN ]

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, you know, that's - that's real nice and all, but I'm looking at this from the logic-[eergh]-al angle.

Which is that I'm stuck in Battle Royale and should....you know, just make it into The Hunger Games. Mostly because that was - it was a better book in the first place.

[crimsonchin]

[ Found the one to look out for. That wasn't too hard. ]

cw: emetophobia mention

[rickdiculous]

[was the fucking vomit stain under his mouth not enough for you]

[antitrust]

For one, I would assume the fact that you just announced this intention to the room at large...? People don't tend to appreciate being killed.

[rickdiculous]

Look, I'm - I'm not asking whether people would appreciate it, I'm asking whether it's possible or not. Totally different question there, buddy.

[shuttermouse]

...Thank you for asking, I was wondering if there's anything stopping a person from going on a murder spree.

[perpend]

[Oh, here's the live wire.

There's one in every group.]

[zomgboom]

Good luck. I'll your shit up.

[EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE POWERS, SHE'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.]

[blazeit]

[ thank god it wasn't Bakugou who did this first, honestly ]

Look, I'm pretty sure at least a third of the people here could fucking snap your spine over their knee.

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[icysemblance]

[...]

Really?

[mortyfied]

Rick..! [Jeez Rick, don't go around announcing you're planning on killing everyone I mean, at least have some tact.]

[becauseicould]

[...Yeah, that sounded like a threat. Undyne's just gonna crack her knuckles, don't mind her.]

Do you really want to try that, old man?

[nankurunaisa]

[Thanks for making Hibiki feel sick to her stomach. She's not going to dignify that with a response right now, but.

She's going to listen in on what's being said.]

[midnightsea]

Keep talking like that and you'll be dead yourself before long.

[dio i know you're a wall of muscle but don't]

[heymcfly]

What the hell?!

[ninehundredlives]

[...well, there had to be one.]

[charcoalfeather]

[why are you the way you are]

[sunsong]

Did you even read the fucking rules?

[ honest question ]

[swirlied]

If there's a lot of options, then pick any other one!