When I'm god, everyone dies

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Wednesday morning is off to a strange start. Anyone awake shortly after the morning chimes go off will be greeted with the mildly bizarre sight of candles set up in rows along the hallways; they seem to be forming a path leading somewhere upstairs. It seems your friends are still looking out for you. It also seems like they're probably doing it for a good reason, because... ...Is that something burning? It smells like something may have been burning in the ballroom at one point during the night. You might want to. Look into that. >Explore?

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TRU- oh.

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[We interrupt whatever investigation may be going on with a massive fucking blast of static over the intercom.

...Okay, then.]

[ninehundredlives]

[Susan jerks in surprise, sitting back on her heels and looking up at the ceiling. When nothing else comes immediately, she snaps:]

Have you got something to say?

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[There's a pause, and then MORE FUCKING BLASTS OF STATIC and some sort of. Weird sound under it. None of it sounds like words, exactly, but it's definitely deliberate distorted noise of some sort.]

[ninehundredlives]

...that's not exactly intelligible.

[Though she doesn't sound angry now. Intrigued, perhaps.]

[antitrust]

[It may not be, but this certainly is.]

[withabigsmile]

[...Well that sure was something, wasn't it.]

You might want to turn down the volume a little!

[blazeit]

[ Hopefully everybody was distracted by that static so they don't see Bakugou doing an alarmingly accurate impression of a cat getting startled. ]

Observant, is that you?

[ ........ he can't believe he's asking this, but: ]

Or are you, uh.

God.

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[SO MUCH STATIC IN RESPONSE, BAKUGOU.]

[blazeit]

[ Then don't mind him, uh. Just kind of responding to himself. In a strange repeat of the Straight Boys Texting shoving keys into doors incident... ]

Goddammit, Observant! OF ALL THE TIMES TO JUST STOP REPLYING TO US?!

[ Breathe, Bakugou, it's not like you even like the guy. ]

AT LEAST TURN OFF THE PA IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A MYSTERIOUS FUCK!!!

[ HE'S NOT HERE FOR SCHRODINGER'S CONDUCTOR!! ]

[antitrust]

[Well, you won't be dealing with Schrodinger's Conductor for very long.]

Re: TRU- oh.

[icysemblance]

Hello?

[oftheland]

Oh... hello, everyone, what's going on in ---

[...annnnd he walks in just as the static blast happens.]

...oh.

[ninehundredlives]

Oh good. I thought this was you, for a second.

[SUPER CASUAL SITTING BY THE BODY she wasn't even worried it's clearly some other dude]

[oftheland]

...he's not nearly as handsome, though...

[ninehundredlives]

[Susan smirks.] Don't worry, he was face-down. And I was standing over there?

[oftheland]

Hmmm... well, all right. I can understand your error.

[ninehundredlives]

[Susan smirks faintly.]

I'm glad.