When I'm god, everyone dies

[trustmods]

Wednesday morning is off to a strange start. Anyone awake shortly after the morning chimes go off will be greeted with the mildly bizarre sight of candles set up in rows along the hallways; they seem to be forming a path leading somewhere upstairs. It seems your friends are still looking out for you. It also seems like they're probably doing it for a good reason, because... ...Is that something burning? It smells like something may have been burning in the ballroom at one point during the night. You might want to. Look into that. >Explore?

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[withabigsmile]

[What... In the world...

...If there is a body in the god damn ballroom again she is going to lose her shit.

Time to check out the ballroom anyway. What's in here?]

[trustmods]

[It looks like several people may have had a bad time in here last night.

There are scorch marks on the ballroom floor and the walls, in patterns that indicate there were blasts of some sort in here - though it doesn't look as though it was an uncontrolled fire or anything in here, nor does it seem like anything blew up against the walls themselves, but there were very definitely explosions in here. A lot of explosions? Hella explosions.

...And because it wouldn't be a proper instance of "Blue walking into a room" otherwise, it...does look like there's a person on the floor, yes...]

[withabigsmile]

[walks out immediately fuck this shit



No just kidding, this is what, the sixth time? Let's just go over and see who decided to play with explosions today.]

[trustmods]

[The person lying there is obviously male, and obviously an adult. He's got a black suit on, though it's a different cut from Giovanni's usual and it's lacking any sort of insignia, and he has dark hair cut into fringe obscuring part of his face, due to how he's lying; this is probably a good thing, given that it looks like his face may have had a bit of a time of it. It's still there, this isn't a repeat of Byakuren where that sure did used to be a person's skull, but...

Honestly, it looks sort of like this guy's everything may have had a time of it. He's very obviously been roughed up, though as far as his body goes he looks surprisingly explosion-free - there are some powder burns on his face and his clothes, but nowhere near as much as there should be if he was playing with explosions full-on.

That isn't the only thing off about this one, either.

Namely, this guy is absolutely not anyone you recognize, from the Academy or otherwise.]

TRU- oh.

[trustmods]

[We interrupt whatever investigation may be going on with a massive fucking blast of static over the intercom.

...Okay, then.]

[ninehundredlives]

[Susan jerks in surprise, sitting back on her heels and looking up at the ceiling. When nothing else comes immediately, she snaps:]

Have you got something to say?

[trustmods]

[There's a pause, and then MORE FUCKING BLASTS OF STATIC and some sort of. Weird sound under it. None of it sounds like words, exactly, but it's definitely deliberate distorted noise of some sort.]

[withabigsmile]

[...Well that sure was something, wasn't it.]

You might want to turn down the volume a little!

[blazeit]

[ Hopefully everybody was distracted by that static so they don't see Bakugou doing an alarmingly accurate impression of a cat getting startled. ]

Observant, is that you?

[ ........ he can't believe he's asking this, but: ]

Or are you, uh.

God.

[trustmods]

[SO MUCH STATIC IN RESPONSE, BAKUGOU.]

Re: TRU- oh.

[icysemblance]

Hello?

[oftheland]

Oh... hello, everyone, what's going on in ---

[...annnnd he walks in just as the static blast happens.]

...oh.

[ninehundredlives]

Oh good. I thought this was you, for a second.

[SUPER CASUAL SITTING BY THE BODY she wasn't even worried it's clearly some other dude]

[antitrust]

[And after a while there's another brief burst of static, followed by the sound of someone very familiar over the intercom.]

Everyone into the foyer. Now.

[It doesn't sound panicked at all; if anything, it's the sort of cold, forcibly detached tone that he used after Ashley came up dead.

Either way, it's not a request.]

[blazeit]

[ He'd rather be repeatedly punched in the face than admit it but man. Better the evil you know, he's kind of relieved in a sense and doesn't even complain about moving to the foyer before doing it. ]

Seriously, fuck you.

There better be a reason for those technical difficulties or especially fuck you.

[antitrust]

[You continue to be the shittiest nephew, Bakugou; he appreciates the, uh, concern(???).]

If you think I'm going to be forthcoming right now, you're either going to be disappointed, unsurprised or both, but there is.

[withabigsmile]

[...And there he is.]

Including the dead guy?

[He did say everyone-]

[antitrust]

Leave him.

[ninehundredlives]

[THIS BODY IS INTERESTING SUSAN DOES NOT WANT TO LOSE CUSTODY]

Are you sure? We can take him.

[icysemblance]

[That tone of voice makes Weiss run through the first floor like a bat out of hell for the second time today.]

Observant? I - that wasn't your body in the ballroom?

[antitrust]

...Evidently not.

[oftheland]

[...he didn't even get a jar before he had to leave, god damn.

...though... hm.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

That's definitely you up there, then, Conductor?

[antitrust]

Who else would it be, Geotic?

[announcemyvictory]

What on earth... How did someone end up in there if it isn't you? A student from another class?

[antitrust]

His identity is irrelevant to you. You wouldn't know him even if I told you.

I'll handle what's happened to him.