Initiative.

[trustmods]

The Conductor - Solf J Kimblee - is dead. You've won. You have three new keys, a philosopher's stone, and twenty-three mysterious potions at your disposal. You've had enough of people leading you around, haven't you? So now it's your turn to take initiative. What will you do now?

Comments

[rickdiculous]

[HIS DEMEANOR REMAINS UNWAVERINGLY SERIOUS.]

...Good. That sonuva bitch ain't puttin' his tongue anywhere near this.

[mortyfied]

He's - Rick, no that's... I-I don't want to get that image in my head. [grandpa why]

[rickdiculous]

Neither do I, Mort. Neither do I.

[reassuring pat]

[mortyfied]

[...alright, that actually gets the kid to laugh a little. AS GROSS AS IT IS the pat is appreciated and god he's just glad to be alive again okay

actually rick gets his own reassuring pat on the back from morty, too]

Hey, w-we shouldn't have to worry about it at least cause I'm pretty sure Dio's gonna stay away from you after... e-everything that happened. [i mean. he punched you in the face earlier]

[rickdiculous]

If he didn't, I'd shank him, Morty. I'd shank him reaaallll good for messing with my grandson. Like - it'd be like...one of those prison movies that have shankings. I don't know. Breaking Bad had some.

[oh hell yeah boy that fucker throws a sissy ass punch]

[mortyfied]

Wh-what about uh... The Walking Dead? Did - did that have shanking in it?

[punch him back, rick. show him how a REAL man does it]

[rickdiculous]

I make it a personal policy not to watch TV shows where - where the main character has the same name as me. Sends some vibes down my spine, Morty. Lotttaaaa vibes.

[Besides, zombie stuff is so overdone after you've lived through it like 5 times]

[mortyfied]

...y-yeah, I guess that's fair. [the zombie thing... also fair.]

But.. what about that show about the two guys who dig for gold or whatever? With the uh...Rick and Morty-- R-Rick and Marty brothers.

[rickdiculous]

That sounds like a dumb show. Why would you dig for gold. It's a b-basic chemical element, Morty. You know how easily that shit can be - sympathized.

[mortyfied]

Synthesized? [pretty sure that was just your phone but im not letting it go]

I-I mean, yeah it can probably be made easily but those guys don't know! And they probably make a lotta' money with their T.V. show... a lot of old people watch it, I bet.

[rickdiculous]

Yeah, sure, whatever. [fuck u blake]

Oh, really. Whole lotta old people watchin' other old people dig around in the desert looking for...gold. That's not my sorta thing, Mort. It sounds like a load of bullshit.

[mortyfied]

[you love me]

I-it's totally bullshit but people watch it! It's like Pawn Stars. I mean who - who seriously wants to sit around and watch people sell stuff to a pawn shop? It's boring! [This kid is definitely your grandson, Rick.]

[rickdiculous]

[yes]

...I'm so proud of you, Morty. That you - you can recognize this bullshit.

[mortyfied]

[Morty looks pretty proud himself.]

W-well I mean come on why's it - why is any of that stuff even on T.V. anymore unless someone's watching it, r-right?

the tags called to me

[rickdiculous]

I'm sure they - they keep it on for dead air in nursing homes, Morty. So. Probably like, 5 people.

OH MY GOSH GO TO BED LEPO

[mortyfied]

H-haha, you're right about that, d-dawg! [...that's disturbing, actually.]

...um.. [morty you laughed about nursing homes to try and impress rick are you proud now]

Jeez... I kind of feel bad now. I mean, th-they should play something happier for the poor old people staying in nursing homes like... Food Network or something.

I CAN'T ASHLEY TAGGED ME I NEED SAD GRANDKID THREADS

[rickdiculous]

Oh, yeah. Like - like that's any better. You see the schlop they eat at - at nursing homes compared to what's on food network. They make little...little cookie-sized plates on the food network. That's - it's a sample, Morty. They make free samples.

YOU DUMB GRANDPA

[mortyfied]

Oh my god you're right. [HOW COULD HE BE SO INSENSITIVE]

Th-the Animal channel, then! They can watch that show about baby cats and puppies!

already done with this roadtrip tbh

[rickdiculous]

From breeding mills, Morty. From breeding mills.