For all that's true, for all you do

[shuttermouse]

[ A note goes up on the fridge shortly after Chie signs the chicken petition on Monday: ]



[ Come 6 pm, she has prepared some coffee and tea so people can have something to drink while watching the shenanigans that will happen, as well as hot sauce as penalty for refusing a dare. So come here and have fun, y'all. ]

Comments

[zomgboom]

[HAHAHAHA

YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TABBY TO PLAY THIS GAME.

but she's here so you're all probably going to regret this.]

[announcemyvictory]

Oh, you play this, then?

[zomgboom]

Well, yeah. It's, like, the only game where making people do illegal stuff is encouraged.

[announcemyvictory]

Is anything even illegal in Murder Academy to begin with...

[zomgboom]

Sleeping outside of the dorms? And technically murder, if you think about it, but I'm nkt about to dare anyone to do that.

[announcemyvictory]

Certainly not. Let's try not to get anyone killed.

[zomgboom]

Obviously. It's not like I want this to stop being fun.

[charcoalfeather]

[GUESS WHO'S TRYING HER HARDEST]

Okay, umm, Tabby? Truth or dare.

[zomgboom]

Dare, obviously. Truth is a cop-out.

[charcoalfeather]

Dare! Okay.... [HMMM.... she's scanning the room for ideas...]

[zomgboom]

[Aight. Tabby's just gonna sit and wait, because clearly thinking needs silence and Rakka's coming up with a REALLY GOOD DARE.

. . . ok, no it's Rakka, Tabby has low, but reasonable expectations. Whatever Rakka says will probably be cute and innocent and Tabby is surprisingly ok with this.]

[charcoalfeather]

[You can tell that Rakka's really thinking about it; her nose is scrunched up in that cute way it did when she was in deep thought, her closed lips curling to one side. Finally, it seemed that something hit her as she put a game face on.]

Ah! Okay, I dare you to stand on your head, and do it for ten seconds!

[zomgboom]

'kay.

[you know how all her clothes are some variation on "skirt"? yeaaaaaaaaah. ok, she's aware some of the people are like 14 so she takes one of the vending machine coins and a rubber band she stole from somewhere and pulls the penny trick before doing a quick handstand.

one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi . . .]

[charcoalfeather]

[A simple fact that Rakka didn't really work into her idea of a dare. Well... at least Tabby seemed to have a good idea of how to go about this dare without any unfortunate mishaps?

And it seems like things are going well. Rakka did good this time!]

Wow... you can do it Tabby!

[should she be cheering for the person she dared? eh, who cares.]

[blazeit]

[ Not that he ever really cared about the sanctity of kissing but the act of it is increasingly becoming meaningless to him. Also possibly important to note is that he's wearing a skirt while this unfolds. ]

Hey. I'm gonna grab your hand for a sec, okay.

[zomgboom]

[. . . are you. you know what? WHATEVER. THIS CLEARLY CAN'T GO WRONG.

she holds out her hand, but.]

I will break your arm if you do anything weird.

[blazeit]

If you think it's weird, go break Miss 600 Years Old's arm instead, it's her fault.

[ Bakugou clearly has no agency here whatsoever /sarcasm

Anyway, he grabs her arm for a moment, then dips his head to press his lips to the back of her hand for a second or two before letting go. ]

There, dare complete, don't break my fucking arm.

[zomgboom]

[................]

Did she dare you to, like, kiss a girl? Because I vote that weak- excuse doesn't count if she did. [TABBY YOU'RE TWENTY-FIVE AND HE'S UNDERAGE PLEASE DON'T -] Lips or it doesn't count.

[blazeit]

Why are you all fucking kiss fiends here!? Fine, close your eyes, I'll go all-out.

[ this is about to be the shittiest kiss ever just fyi ]

[zomgboom]

[closes eyes

this is going to send me to hell wait no nevermind I've done worse things.]