RESISTANCE MEETING 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

[decrees]

[Like last week, the conference room is set up with enough chairs for everyone (two less than last week) but there isn't any food provided because of the uh... dinner party. Hopefully that didn't go so poorly that the entire group has been split or anything, that would certainly suck.

But once again it's time to discuss the state of things here. Logan's in the same seat he was last time at one end of the table. He's particularly distracted today and he can't seem to focus on that book he's been carrying around, so he'll start things a little earlier today.]

As I'm sure you all know, this week's incentive could easily motivate someone to attempt to murder someone. We need to discuss the state of things here - has anyone found anything since the last meeting? Nighttime patrols have been discussed and I believe Giovanni was handling that. Do we have any other ideas for how we could prevent any more deaths?

(OOC: Like last time, treat this post like a trial - threadjack and go crazy!)

Comments

[midnightsea]

...frankly, I don't have any idea either.

[rude tbh]

[blazeit]

[ and proud of it ]

... Yeah, I guess they probably don't have vampire school for vampires or something like that, huh.

[midnightsea]

Regrettably, one is not given a handbook when one transcends humanity.

[zomgboom]

You get, like, super strength, increased senses, and agility or whatever. [You live with a monster hunter, you learn a few things.] Also, like, it's way sad I know more about vampires than you.

[midnightsea]

[Dryly:] Yes, how thoughtless of me to have amnesia spanning at least a century.

[ninehundredlives]

At least he doesn't glitter.

[sunsong]

...Why the hell would he glitter?

[zomgboom]

I dunno. I think that would be, like, icing on the cake when he gets shirtless.

[ninehundredlives]

...really?

[zomgboom]

Why do you, like, think they rub oil on girls before they take pictures for Sports Illustrated? Shiny stuff is pretty stuff.

[ninehundredlives]

Shiny is different from glittery. He'd look like he just walked out of an arts-and-crafts store, or...or a primary school.

[zomgboom]

Ok, like. There's a difference between craft glitter and, like, cosmetic glitter. If he was gonna sparkle in the sun it'd look way more like he put too much highlighter on versus he got dunked in some kid's schooe project.

[Logan, at some point you should probably tell Tabby she can not attend or every meeting is gonna devolve into this.]

[ninehundredlives]

It's just really not what vampires should be doing.

[midnightsea]

Will you stop obsessing about me with my shirt off, woman.

[zomgboom]

Find me something better to do and, like, I'll stop.

[midnightsea]

Are we not trying to figure out how to get out of here? Try being productive for once.

[zomgboom]

I did. Look, I can tell you all eighty ways to blow up the front door but I don't have any explosives and my powers are gone so that's, like, the extent of the stuff I'm good at.

[In case you haven't noticed, her skillset is rather limited.]

[midnightsea]

Pestering me is not the second best option, I'm sure.

[midnightsea]

What?

[yeah uh about that]

[zomgboom]

This has, like, nothing to do with amnesia. Don't you ever read books or legends with vampires in them?

[HAVEN'T YOU READ TWILIGHT.]

[midnightsea]

I didn't make a point of it. I believe I read Carmilla and Christabel while I was still in school.

[EVEN DRACULA HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN YET AS FAR AS HE KNOWS]

[zomgboom]

. . . How the did you end up a vampire without being a vampire nerd?

[ONLY FANGBANGERS TURN INTO VAMPIRES, YA WEIRDO.]

[midnightsea]

I don't remember.

[while this is true it is also not entirely the truth]

[zomgboom]

Ok, like. Unless you were an accidental vampire - which I have a super hard time believing since, like, popular to contary belief it's not that easy to make a vampire - you have to have some idea.

Nobody wakes up and is all "I'm gonna hunt down an incredibly rare monster and try to convince them to turn me into one of them for funsies."

[midnightsea]

As I've told several people by now, that isn't how it works. I wasn't bitten by anything, not that it matters. This is completely irrelevant to the initial discussion at hand.